Steal the cookie game

[Joseph Kerman]

I go ahead and steal the cookies by going FTL with a super-suit.

My cookies.

[kerbiloid]

I write a system hookie which intercepts a cookie.

A cookie cached in a secret place on HDD.

[Joseph Kerman]

I create a lethal computer virus that wipes all HDD data, deleting all cookies.

I then make a dozen cookies again and share it with the Original 3.

Our cookies.

Edited May 10, 2017 by Joseph Kerman

[kerbiloid]

You forgot to share license and get banned for forum rules.

Banned cookies.

[NSEP]

Im rebbeling against the forum rules! Free the cookie!

My cookie.

Edited May 10, 2017 by NSEP

[Joseph Kerman]

Okay. I get the other 11 cookies. You keep yours.

 

My cookies.

[53miner53]

I steal a cookie. 

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The stolen cookie burns through your pocket and falls on ground.

Abandoned cookie.

[Joseph Kerman]

Alt+F9, Alt+F9, Alt+F9.

 

My cookies.

[53miner53]

I alt F9 back to when I had the cookie.

My cookie 

[Joseph Kerman]

2 minutes ago, 53miner53 said:

I alt F9 back to when I had the cookie.

My cookie 

Ah, but I had 12.

 

My cookies.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Joseph Kerman

[kerbiloid]

SpaceX takes away the cookie because got tired of both of you.
Every time you press F9, one more Falcon-9 starts and flies away even before they put a payload.
Alt-F9 launches it from alternative launch site.

[Joseph Kerman]

Hey, look on the bright side. I put a more powerful engine in place of the Raptors and SpaceX will not kill me as I put my cookies in a pod that I stowed away on the fairing. SpaceX will thank me. (First SSTO with payload)

 

Space's cookies.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Joseph Kerman

[53miner53]

I convince NASA to launch another space shuttle, and retrieve the Falcon 9 second stage and cookie from orbit. I return the stage to SpaceX, and take the cookie. 

My cookie.

[Joseph Kerman]

I get the other 11 cookies with a peaceful conversation.

 

My cookies.

[kerbinorbiter]

I send the cookies to willy wonka's chocolate factory (no one goes in, no one goes out)

Willy Wonka's cookies

[Joseph Kerman]

Wonka dies to old age, and I steal the cookies (and eat one).

 

My more delicious cookies.

[kerbiloid]

Now you work 24/7 in Wonka's fabric making cookie. Wonka's cookie.

 

[53miner53]

I buy the cookie and stay away from the factory.

my cookie!

[Joseph Kerman]

I make a teleportation wristwatch, grab the 10 original cookies, and steal the last one as @53miner53 is eating it.

[kerbiloid]

Your wrist and cookies stay where they were.

[Joseph Kerman]

25 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Your wrist and cookies stay where they were.

Not saying who claims the cookies mean that the cookies remain to the last one who took it.

 

Still mine

[kerbinorbiter]

I eat the cookies

f5

Edited May 12, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[Joseph Kerman]

19 minutes ago, kerbinorbiter said:

I eat the cookies

Alt-F9

My cookies.

[kerbinorbiter]

Error: I quick saved after I ate them

still my cookies