Steal the cookie game

[Kermunmus]

I hacked your drone and made it think it had grabbed a cookie, when it instead had grabbed some nearby trash

I take the cookie myself, and you are in for a surprise when it drops some nice smelly trash on your head

[DeltaDizzy]

I build a grabber claw on the moon so long it reaches earth. It swoops down and grabs your cookie. It's my cookie. I transform it into a bag of ritz crackers, bananas, and sour cream. I make snacks. 

[kerbiloid]

Connection failure. Mooncookies lost.

[Joseph Kerman]

I bake a dozen more cookies and grab the cookie mush and -- OH excrementsE!!!

My new pets' and my cookies.

[kerbinorbiter]

i mod the cookie with this .cfg file:

@PART[COOKIE]:FOR[COOKIESTEELER]
{
	@mass = 2000
    @MODULE[ModuleEnginesFX]
    {
          @maxThrust = 20000
}    
}

*presses Z*

[kerbiloid]

...and gets nothing because of module ambiguity.

[Joseph Kerman]

I mod 'kerboloid_floor_cfg' and modify the following

    -increased gravity ten-fold

    -reduced friction

    -cookies on it will teleport to me

 

While you fumble upon your code, I secretly hid my stash of 13 cookies in Fort Knox.

Still my cookies.

[Kermunmus]

North Korea nukes all U.S. military bases... we've also been teleported to earth

My cookie, as I eat this choco chip waaayyyy past by bedtime (good morning to you England posters though)

[Skylon]

43 minutes ago, LazySoUseHyperedit said:

North Korea nukes all U.S. military bases... we've also been teleported to earth

My cookie, as I eat this choco chip waaayyyy past by bedtime (good morning to you England posters though)

Good morning to you! *Subtly steals cookie while you are distracted*

My cookie is hidden in a child-proof cookie jar with a cow's moo for an alarm! Beat THAT!

[53miner53]

I defeat the child proof cookie jar by disassembly. And the cow alarm, and take the cookie to the Hubble Space Telescope. 

My cookie

[Joseph Kerman]

I nuke a nuke in space to EMP the world. Meanwhile I *|static|* to perform the *|static|* and to *|static|* and take the cookie.

My cookie

[53miner53]

I find you and the cookie, and launch myself to Alpha Centuri at .5c

[kerbiloid]

Alas, you missed a char typing your goal in flightplan and have started to the non-existing Alpha Centuri.

Six billion years later, mineralized you and cookie will get found by non-human astroarcheologists.

[Kermunmus]

...who read on the cookie "If found, send to this address 9999 street.name city.zipcode state.country" They comply and it shows up at my house (yes I'm still alive kerbals live forever remember?)

You are also all humans, so you died a long time ago, My cookie

[53miner53]

That's a fake cookie. I still have it, and am alive, because I ended up going a lot faster than I planned. 

Still my cookie.

[Joseph Kerman]

I take the cookie while you are asleep and blast away with an Alcubierre-White warp ship at 250,000,000,000,000c towards the Andromeda Galaxy.

My intergalactic cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Andromeda Galaxy collides with Milky Way. Cookie gets thrown away and falls down near a road.

[Joseph Kerman]

There are no roads in space.

Besides, the cookies are dead once they leave the warp bubble.

I make a new one in a random uninhabitable planet in the Milkdromeda Galaxy as I watch the Solar System fly away into intergalactic space.

[kerbiloid]

Great Attractor attracts them all.

Attracted cookie fallen from the starz.

[53miner53]

The attractor fails, sending all the cookies into the closest star. I make new cookies and share some with you to comfort you from your failure.

Our cookies.

[Kermunmus]

Except I am selfish and don't share

IT'S MINE! -Stingy and every 4 year old kid ever

[kerbiloid]

Yes, 'it's mine'. The mine  explodes and throws the cookie away.

[Gh0stReaper]

I drug you in the street to take the cookie.

My cookie.

[Joseph Kerman]

I send Jebediah to take the cookie... after lecturing him what a cookie is for 200 hours.

Then Jeb goes to get a cookie. The WRONG cookie.

 

Your cookie.

[kerbinorbiter]

I get Bob Kerman and after lecturing him on cookies he goes and gets the correct one and gives it to Val