Steal the cookie game

[Joseph Kerman]

1 hour ago, 53miner53 said:

I use a multistage rocket pack to find @Overfloater and take my cookie back. I hide it in one of the other safes.

my cookie.

I make a mental solution to the infinite safe problem. I got only one try and the room goes boom. Well, they won't go boom if I use physics.

2 hours later

Found it! My cookie.

Edited June 25, 2017 by Joseph Kerman

[Spacetraindriver]

I say screw stealing it and eat it straight out of your hands. I eat the cookie. Again.

[kerbiloid]

He hadn't washed his hands. You vomit. Anybody wants the cookie?

[Joseph Kerman]

59 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

He hadn't washed his hands. You vomit. Anybody wants the cookie?

Alt + F9

rewind...

Just giving the 12 cookies to Elon Musk... his cookies.

[Overfloater]

i secretly start my own space program, and arrange an ambush on Mars.

[Kermunmus]

Good for you, while you are ambushing poor Opportunity and Curiosity, I take the cookies from Elon Musk when he is doing a Tesla factory tour, since he hasn't gone to Mars yet.

My Billionare cookies

[kerbiloid]

You should be more careful reading the caption on cookie wrapper.

You got a counterfeit - "Billionare", while the authentic sort of cookies is named "Billionaire"

Like an Adidas counterfeit clone — Abibas.

[kerbinorbiter]

I nuke the hill cookie 

my hill cookie

[kerbiloid]

your nukie cookie

[Joseph Kerman]

Alt + F9

rewind

I bake a cookie. My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Not in rhyme.

You bake a cake. Your cake.

[Joseph Kerman]

5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Not in rhyme.

You bake a cake. Your cake.

COOKIES ARE BAKED DOPE!!!

[kerbiloid]

As you wish. As you don't want the cake, I eat it.

[Astrofox]

Wow, you actually ate a cookie.

Time for me to go to Walmart to buy a bunch of cookies.

[Guest]

16 hours ago, Astrofox said:

Wow, you actually ate a cookie.

Time for me to go to Walmart to buy a bunch of cookies.

I stole them and put them in a black hole.

my cookies

[Guest]

The black hole converts your cookies to X-Rays, and I convert the X-Rays to cookies.

My cookies

[kerbiloid]

The black hole gravity makes photon trajectories rounded and caused a strange effect: we now can see two dundun instances at once.

The visible cookie gets doubled, too.

[KerBlam]

I am the blackhole, therefore my cookie(s)

[Spacetraindriver]

18 hours ago, KerBlam said:

I am the blackhole, therefore my cookie(s)

Then you spaghettify the cookie. Your spaghetti.

[53miner53]

I launch into the black hole at .9c, engines blazing as I grab the cookie, break physics and the speed light, escape the black hole with the spaghetti cookies, and make off at almost at the speed of light for who knows where.

Edited July 11, 2017 by 53miner53

[kerbiloid]

Somebody asks that who, which knows, about the cookie.

The somebody's cookie.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I step out from behind the curtain and take the cookie....

[TheKSPBeginner]

I step from behind the behind the Kurtain and take the kookie...

 

 

LEL

[LJITimate]

I step out from behind a different curtain and steal the cookie. my cookie

[kerbiloid]

At last the curtain falls down and covers all of you and the cookie.