Steal the cookie game

[qzgy]

I invent a traveling time machine and just skip the next couple centuries to where the cookie is. I take said cookie and take it to the restaurant at the end of the universe.

My cookie.

[max_creative]

I crash my spacecraft into your spacecraft, steal the cookie from you, and run away. 

My cookie that is still stuck at Jupiter and I really should have thought this through before stealing the cookie and now I'm stuck here and I can't even eat my cookie and now someone is probably going to steal it. But still my cookie.  

Edit: DANG IT! I GOT NINJA'D! 

Edited April 16, 2017 by max_creative
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[Kepler68]

i fly next to your spacecraft, lure you in with struts, and trade you struts and boosters for the cookie. now the cookie is mine muhahaha

[Spacetraindriver]

The Kraken Strikes!

Space's cookie.

[qzgy]

I kraken the kraken. Kraken^2 gives cookie to me

My cookie

[Spacetraindriver]

The Kraken can only be tamed by Danny2462! So he takes it and protects it with universe destroying traps.

His cookie.

Edited April 16, 2017 by Spacetraindriver

[qzgy]

But what if I am danny? Therefore, my cookie.

My cookie through impersonation

[53miner53]

I write my name on the cookie with icing and claim it.

my cookie through personalization.

[kerbiloid]

Owner person is not recognized. Unauthorized cookie.

[qzgy]

I authorize the cookie to myself.

My authorized cookie

[StupidAndy]

you filed the authorization papers incorrectly, ergo, due to the beurocratic process, the cookie reverts to its previous owner, everybody who took the cookie after me stole it, so I still own the cookie, therefore the cookie reverts to me

my cookie

[Tex]

Not bothering with bureaucracy, I run up to you and punch you, taking the cookie for myself.

My cookie.

[53miner53]

Not bothering with subtlety either, I see. I run up to you and arrest you for assault, and confiscate your cookie as evidence.

Exhibit B, AKA the stolen cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The court recognizes the evidence as obtained illegally (you have forgotten to read write his rights).
The cookie will be utilized.

Edited April 17, 2017 by kerbiloid

[WinkAllKerb'']

then this happen let's use some chemical to do a complete neural neutralization, and let's hope that's not gonna leave some trace or damage ... while at some point it may help also ... there a lot of rng and "life happen in between" in all that

my full neural neutraliztion medicalised cookies ohohohoho, also i don't still cookies i may eat some sometime

 

Edited April 17, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[Xorth Tanovar]

Your testimony as given above is inadmissible in this court, the cookie is transferred to me during the recess.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Forces of evil destroyed the cookie.

Edited April 17, 2017 by kerbiloid

[qzgy]

I create new cookie in secret lab.

My lab and cookie.

[RandomGuy1824]

I reveal that I am the true maker of the cookie and all of you bow before my might ( ) and @qzgy gives the cookie to me, my cookie.

 

P.S You May Not create a new cookie!!!!

[qzgy]

I hire a team of assassins to kill the true maker and waltz over to take his cookie.

My Cookie!!

[Spacetraindriver]

You and everyone of your 'friends' are taken to jail for man slaughter.

Jail Gaurd's cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The only assassin woman from his team has caught the cookie and escaped.

[53miner53]

She is spotted by the police and starts to be chased. In the process she drops the cookie, and one of the police officers claims it as evidence.

Exhibit A: stolen cookie.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I raid the evidence locker, and obtain Exhibit A

My cookie

[53miner53]

I take the cookie.

my cookie.