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Steal the cookie game

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6 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

As thanks for getting rid of the false cookie, I'd like to give you a knife to the back. The one true cookie is now mine.

Remember my clones? Yeah. Clone. Also a clone. Held in hundreds of secret bases and more (mentally retarded [medical term, not insult] ones that can't think or be used) in decoy bases! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Edited by TheMadKraken2297

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1 minute ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

Remember my clones? Yeah. Clone. Also a clone. Held in hundreds of secret bases and more (mentally retarded [medical term, not insult] ones that can't think or be used) in decoy bases! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Well, the store was having a bulk sale on knives...

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4 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

Well, the store was having a bulk sale on knives...

Did they sell you something like several human populations of knives? Did I mention the clone vaults are inaccessible, and are buried, only able to get out from the inside through teleporter, and each one build out of graphene and carbon nanotubes, and rigged with a nuclear self destruct option if any one of them are breached?

Bring it on.

Edited by TheMadKraken2297

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I fire a relativistic sand-grain at each bunker. It doesn't do much on its own, but it's enough to breach them. They self-destruct in a frenzy of nuclear blasts.

Some time later, I sift through the ash and reconstitute the cookie. My cookie.

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A giant iron weight lands on your head. My cookie.

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But wait! That cookie was a fake all along! The one true cookie was actually buried under the fake stolen cookie vault, and now I have it back.

And I'm going to eat it. Dun dun da

Edited by roboslacker
Dun dun da

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I bake 12 cookies, and set them on top of Mt. Everest. Whoever-gets-there-first's cookie(s).

Edited by Guest

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A unicorn plows through you, impaling you body and stealing the cookies

 

The gore unicorn’s cookie(s)

Edited by Nailed it!

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I recreate the quicksave button, and press F9.

My cookie

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i summon the mighty kraken after telling him he gets half the cookie if he gets it for me.

 

 

my cookie

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I punch the kraken in the face, stab it with a mystery goo covered flagpole, then fly to the mun and sprinkle mystery goo on the Neil Armstrong memorial. I now have the other half of the cookie.

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I fly up your mystery goo covered memorial, take the cookie, and fly away on an SRB powered spaceplane.

my cookie in Munar SOI

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The "cookie" crumbles away with eons of gravitational cracking.

 

In the meantime... a new batch of digestive biscuits comes out of the oven.

Edited by YNM

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After the supernova oven collapses into a black hole, it's millions years to wait till the cookie gets cool.

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