Steal the cookie game

[Ho Lam Kerman]

I pour Mystery Goo all over it, rendering it inedible. 

Mystery Goo's cookie.

[roboslacker]

That batch of Mystery Goo was actually Minmal ice cream! My ice cream covered cookie.

[Fraston]

I shoot a heat gun at the minty cookie, melting it and I fry roboslacker with it too.

My warmer, hint of mint cookie.

[HansonKerman]

I take the cookie, realize that I forgot to change to Lucida Sans Unicode, lock me and the cookie in prison, and eat the cookie.

[Fraston]

I happen to break you out of prison, just so you will give up the cookie. I then betray you and put you into a supermax cell.

My half-digested cookie.

Edited July 9, 2018 by Fraston
to Realkerbal3x's dismay. hehehe

[kerbiloid]

Both of you are poisoned with a 40 days old cookie.

[Fraston]

I never said that I ate it. since this is another king of the hill, i have my god powers, so i remove you from existence.

[RealKerbal3x]

I take the cookie, before punishing you for USING COMIC SANS.

[Fraston]

I drown you in sanguine milk. (kudos to anyone who gets that reference) My red, Iron-flavored cookie.

[kerbiloid]

22 minutes ago, Fraston said:

I never said that I ate it

But you inhaled.

4 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said:

punishing you for USING COMIC SANS.

Galactic police arrests u 4 Komixans usage. It's prohibited.

1 minute ago, Fraston said:

My red, Iron-flavored cookie.

You see? You have delusons, it's green.

[Fraston]

know what?  

san·guine

/ˈsaNGɡwən/

• 1blood-red.
• 2.bloody or bloodthirsty.

noun

• 1.a blood-red color.
• ▪a deep red-brown crayon or pencil containing iron oxide.
• ▪a blood-red stain used in blazoning.

I have removed you from existence. you don't exist. my cookie.

Edited July 9, 2018 by Fraston

[kerbiloid]

Sunrise. No blood-loving creatures around.

[HansonKerman]

I entrap the cookie with my beautiful smorgasboard of FONTS!

[kerbiloid]

They allowed only one simple font for the alphabet cookie.
Of course, it's Comic Sans.

[RealKerbal3x]

I land a Falcon 9 on your house for using Comic Sans. Then I take the cookie.

[kerbiloid]

You can'r because my house is far away from the Falcons' landing zone, it's multistorey, and is just 12 m wide (though 54 m long). 
Also there is a spot covered with tin above our flat, so a Falcon would slip off.

So, the cookie stays untaken.

Edited July 19, 2018 by kerbiloid

[HansonKerman]

Comic Sans M S  entraps the cook ie.

[kerbiloid]

ie failes, as always.

Cookie is not installed,

[HansonKerman]

Comic Sans MS program rebooting...

COOKIE IS NOW MMIINNEE!!

[kerbiloid]

Quote

Cookie is now mine.

The cookie mine explodes.
No cookie. No its owner.

[Xd the great]

I create a new cookie by taking it from a happy kerbal.

[kerbiloid]

The Kerbal without cookie gets unhappy and takes it back maybe even after beating somebody.

[HansonKerman]

I am that Kerbal.

[kerbiloid]

You can't prove this without cookie.

[HansonKerman]

(from Google... I mean it's a pic of the cookie I like)