Steal the cookie game

[Pascovian]

i infiltrate there and steal it because of Kerbnet showing me the location. my kookie

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Edited September 5, 2018 by Pascovian

[The Minmus Derp]

kerbnet is not on my planet. my kookie. also, wanna be co-guarder of the kookie, @Pascovian?

[Pascovian]

yea @The Minmus Derp

 

Edited September 5, 2018 by Pascovian

[The Minmus Derp]

Great!

[kerbiloid]

While they were congratulating each other, somebody ate the kookie.

[The Minmus Derp]

The kookie was locked in a bulletproof bunker with a safe with a minibunker with a minisafe. 

[kerbiloid]

You lost the key.

[The Minmus Derp]

No key. fingerprint. just me and @Pascovian have access to it.

[kerbiloid]

You forgot to wash your hands _{(yes, all of you)}, and the security system has locked all fingerprint patterns.

Edited September 7, 2018 by kerbiloid

[The Minmus Derp]

No I didn't. My kookie. boom! as they say

[kerbiloid]

Indeed, you didn't. They were just covered with fat from the kookie, that's why that system was locked.

[The Minmus Derp]

The kookie is the perfect kookie. My kookieonly I and @Pascovian have access to it. 

[kerbiloid]

You've gotten access to the perfect kookie and break its perefctness by your imperfect nature.

[Pascovian]

the kookie's perect, not even the imperfect can imperfect it.

[kerbiloid]

The kookie is perfect in its imperfectness since an imperfect had imperfected the perfect kookie.

[The Minmus Derp]

what? cant heeeeeeeear you!

[kerbiloid]

This. The imperfect kookie causes sudden unpredictable consequences, including the hearing damage.

Edited September 8, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Pascovian]

including insanity.

[0111narwhalz]

The cookie goes off to find a more worthy partner.

[The Minmus Derp]

Which is me.

[Kernel Kraken]

I break into your bunker, shrouded in invisibility clothing and heatsinks with padded shoes to keep down light, noise and heat. I am invisible to all forms of detection. I near the control room, and open the door. I find @The Minmus Derp posting steal the cookie posts. I pull out my .500 S&W, and put a gaping hole in his head. I take the cookie, then escape as the bunker self destructs. My cookie.

[Xpira]

I use my ninja skills to quietly sneak into your house and take your iPad/Phone. I hold it for ransom until you finally give in and hand over the cookie. Running away I disappear into the night.
My cookie

[The Minmus Derp]

I have a spy sattelite that happened to be passing over your location. My kookie.

[Xpira]

I hack into your “spy satellite,” instantly showing the flaw in your coding. It reveals your location. I drive to your house using the help from my flying monkeys and steal the cookie. On my way home I eat the entire cookie whole. Yum

[The Minmus Derp]

My house is not on the planet. My kookie.