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Steal the cookie game

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Invulnerable bunker evapourates with the cookie and the next poster gets insulted by the cloud of plasmacookie.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Kessler syndrome strikes, crippling the iss, lucky the crew left. I then happen to find the cookie drifting in empty space.

My space cookie.

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you find the question of life, the universe and everything, and by the laws of Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the universe is destroyed and replaced by something even more bizarre

when the universe rebuilds itself, I take the cookie

my multidimensional cookie

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An intermediate dimension collapses and catches you inside a self-bound topological cookie.

Cookie's you.

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You wake up from your dream to cold, harsh reality. We are sitting in a plane, and I actually have the cookie. My inception-cookie.

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I sit waiting at your runway and snag the cookie just as you roll to a stop, driving off into the sunset in a cobbled-together fuel cell powered rover.

My cookie.

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You run out of fuel and leave your rover, cookie and all while you look for fuel. I take the cookie and break your rover, then leave.

My borrowed with out permission cookie.

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You get hit by my train and I take the cookie which happens to land inbetween the wheels.

My cookie.

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Oh no. Your arm flies away cut off by the wheel. A dog finds it and possesses* the cookie.

* I just like this ssesses-word since Magic Carpet 2

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Ref rules it my ball because it did not go through the uprights.

My American football cookie

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You hear as they are talking behind your back:
"No... he really does?"
"Yes, he thinks, it's an American football".
"But who let him disturb our rugby match?"
"I don't know. Let's call an arbiter".
Arbiter makes you leave the field and confiscates cookie.

Confiscated arbiter's cookie.

Edited by kerbiloid

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"what's a rug-bie?" says the crowd, and they all attack the "arbiter" and take the cookie and play AMERICAN football with it

anarchy's cookie

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I come in with my galactic army and use it to establish my galactic empire to rule the Galaxy. I them take the cookie.

 

my galactic empire brand cookie

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