Humans VS Kerbals, Who would win?

[daniel l.]

The game is simple. A player is either Human or Kerbal depending on the order of posting. The Kerbals make a move, Then the Humans.

Kerbals have exploitation of all sorts of weaponry, Such as Kraken drives, Planet busters, Huge missile rockets and more.

Humans have to counter it with not only our current technology but also our cyber skills, We can exploit our knowledge of the game to do many things, (Closing or crashing the game doesnt count.) To put it simply. It's like the picture war in a way. Someone uses a weapon and you have to either counter it or strike back. (You can counter the weapon in any way Humanly or Kerbally possible. By countering i mean defense.)

 

I'll start the game on the KERBAL team.

The Kerbals launch a huge rocket at Earth, It carries a Danny2462 style planet destruction device.

 

Whoever replies is playing on the HUMAN team and must counter or strike back using Human Weaponry.

[kerbiloid]

Humans ask Scott Manley, which side he will choose.

Edited December 31, 2016 by kerbiloid

[RA3236]

Scott Manley makes his own side and becomes neutral, merely creating commentary.

[Kombat engineer]

Kerbals install bda and SMarmory and create a super kerbol destroyer class capital ship.

[SAS123]

(You said Current Technology but that doesn't exclude The Doctor Coming)

The Doctor comes and saves the Earth with whatever and how he does best.

[HansonKerman]

Reload.

[Kernel Kraken]

The humans, using the cybertech, jam the rockets systems. It exploded in a firey ball of fire.

[kerbiloid]

Kerbals. They are so small, that if they will start jumping out from the monitor, they'll infiltrate everywhere, all over the house.