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15 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Lt-Col. Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

Updated for 2020: "I love the smell of Lysol in the morning" - anonymous Covid-19 care aid

Normally a throwaway line, but the similarity between napalm and hand sanitiser (carbon based flammable with an appropriate gelling agent) makes this lolworthy ;)

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You and I are a similar type. Perhaps, in a different reality, I could have called you ‘friend’-Romulan captain, Star Trek

if y’all didn’t know, I am a huge trekkie.

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"That's right. I don't create swords. I create a world that contains infinite swords. This is the only magic allowed for me."

-Archer, Fate/stay night

Spoiler warning:


It's actually the main character who says that but him and Archer are alternate versions of the same person, so it's true - from a certain point of view.


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"So, you expect me to actually do my work and turn it in on time to get a good grade? I learned all this in high school!"

-A student's reaction to failing my class a second time. 

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"I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world goes dim and cold. I am hero."

-Marathon 2: Durandal

What I love about this is that it could be referring to the main character. What's interesting about that is that Roland was the wielder of the sword Durandal. But in the game the AI Durandal is the "wielder" of the main character, who could be an incarnation of "Roland". It's kind of poetic in that way.

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