Destroy the object above you.

[kerbiloid]

No repair. Trash collectors.

[CFYL]

Trash collectors are cleared from the scene by employees from Jeb's Junkyard.

[kerbiloid]

They wear badges with "JJJ" (Jeb's Junkyard Janitor), and arre hired from the cleared trash collectors.

[ColdJ]

The MIB turn up and say "If you would kindly look here"

[Nazalassa]

The MIB experiences an internal failure (= a lethal wound) and is now dead.

[kerbiloid]

The broken MiB is replaced with a 256 MiB chip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte#Multiple-byte_units

 

[Nazalassa]

Unfortunately, this is too few RAM to play KSP. That's why it shatters into a cloud of smoke, and leaves nothing behind.

[kerbiloid]

Cloud of Smaug has covered Esgaroth.

[Nazalassa]

Pun Police destroys it

[kerbiloid]

Stop calling Punjab "Pun", its police doesn't like this and arrests you.

[ColdJ]

They all fall in a Punjabi trap.

[kerbiloid]

A rain causes a local flood and helps them to escape via the roof.

[CFYL]

The rain is evaporated before it reaches the ground. (Venus)

[Watermel00n]

Dres crashes into it.

[kerbiloid]

The part of Venus where Punjabi is, being hit by Dres, lands on Earth, right next to Cyprus.

[Nazalassa]

All disappears because of Gandalf

[kerbiloid]

True Gandalf disappeared in Moria.
Sauron cosplays him as White Gandalf to troll the hairy-legged midgets and to ensure everyone that he has gone together with Mordor.

P.S.
No, seriously. Sauron had destroyed a whole Numenor. Would he hesitate to destroy Mordor to achieve his goals?
And then he was on his way to Valinor.

Edited May 27, 2022 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

The plot was destroyed by conjecture.

[kerbiloid]

The conjecture turned into belief when the sau-made ring of Galadriel haven't lost power after the Sau "destruction", and keeps working onboard a ship.

Hail Sau! Hail Gal! The future couple of the legal rulers of Valinor!

May Cirdan the Shipwrightwraith properly serve them in Grey Havens as the MiddleEarth viceroy.

May their loyal... well, Gal's official hubby... Celebrimbor feel happy in Valinor, too. (Though, who cares).

Edited May 27, 2022 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

Kaboom!

[Exploro]

The super-hot gases from the Kaboom are allowed to cool and condense. The condensate is collect, further distilled, bottled, and sold at a grocery store near you.

Edited May 27, 2022 by Exploro

[kerbiloid]

The grocery store is bankrupt. The condensate is arrested.

[ColdJ]

Arrested Developement. No more progress is made.

[kerbiloid]

The Progress making is cancelled. Cargo PTKNP comes into game.

[ColdJ]

Putting The Kerbal Next to Pipes goes horribly wrong.