Joseph Kerman

Destroy the object above you.

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I fill the Ampersand shaped hole with an Ampersand made out of the fabric of the space-time Continuum. I probably spelled that wrong.

Anyways, the universe is back to normal and I eat a slice of pizza.

Wait... will the next poster destroy me or the pizza?

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I use a flamethrower and melt your mouth shut. 

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(ninja'd)

You feel strange. Definitely you should eat the leftover pizza a day earlier.

P.S.
The flamethrower is out of fuel.

Edited by kerbiloid

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i refuel the flame thrower and destroy you.

Edited by Pascovian

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You filled it up with the Nickelodeon awards slime.

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the bubbles are flammable.

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He has an industrial strength heat gun.

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I poke the Li-ion batteries with a needle

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The Li-ion battery's teeth fall out because it bit @TeslaPenguin1's body armor.

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The Li-ion has sulfate acid breath.

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