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Joseph Kerman
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True Gandalf disappeared in Moria.
Sauron cosplays him as White Gandalf to troll the hairy-legged midgets and to ensure everyone that he has gone together with Mordor.

P.S.
No, seriously. Sauron had destroyed a whole Numenor. Would he hesitate to destroy Mordor to achieve his goals?
And then he was on his way to Valinor.

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The conjecture turned into belief when the sau-made ring of Galadriel haven't lost power after the Sau "destruction", and keeps working onboard a ship.

Hail Sau! Hail Gal! The future couple of the legal rulers of Valinor!

May Cirdan the Shipwrightwraith properly serve them in Grey Havens as the MiddleEarth viceroy.

May their loyal... well, Gal's official hubby... Celebrimbor feel happy in Valinor, too. (Though, who cares).

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The super-hot gases from the Kaboom are allowed to cool and condense. The condensate is collect, further distilled, bottled, and sold at a grocery store near you.

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