Really Bad Science Puns!

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I've been thinking up a lot of really bad science puns recently, so I decided to make a forum game out of it. Basically, it works like this:

Player 1: <reaction> Why are neutrons always happy? They never get charged for anything.

Player 2: <reaction to the previous post *that conforms to the forum rules*> <next pun>

And so on. 

Rules:

1. Follow the forum rules.

2. Please, treat other puns with respect, at least on the forums, but feel free to cringe in real life

Let's begin?

What did the judge say to the ion? Guilty as charged.

[WinkAllKerb'']

it mostly because without prescience there's no postscience so you can't be proscience without a lot of conscience

What's a gimmick ally ? A shame i K lies

[kerbinorbiter]

POTASIUM 

Do I know any sodium jokes?

1 word. Na.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Well then... 

What do you call a bond between an iron atom and an oxygen atom?

I(r)onic.

[cubinator]

Ionic, ironic!

What does a cow say when she's sliding down a hill are at a constant velocity?

Mu!

Edited April 27, 2017 by cubinator

[ARS]

What the FACTor makes you draw such a conclusion?

[0111narwhalz]

I am Voronoi'd by the above puns.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I don't get it.

What did the kid say when he learned Oxygen's atomic symbol? O.

[Dafni]

The above one is a bit too obvious.

Next pun comes with a pic:

Edited April 28, 2017 by Dafni

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I have no words.

I know I told you I had a pun about 0, but... I've got nothing.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I ingested a compound of Silicon, Carbon, and Potassium then fell ill.

[ccoel]

huh? 

What does Potassium say when Sodium Says Na? K. of course

Edited May 5, 2017 by ccoel

[ccoel]

Hey Neptune Can we mine you?

Neptune: Np man I got tons of neptunium. (look it up bottom row of separated elements)

[XLjedi]

Sigh... so many things to say about Uranus...  and so little time... 

[UnionPacific1983WP]

If there was a pun, I didn't get it.

 

The kid took a test on Fluorine's atomic symbol.

He got an F.

[qzgy]

Surprised no one said this yet:

Cations are paw-sitive

Edited May 18, 2017 by qzgy

[Firemetal]

On 5/5/2017 at 6:35 PM, XLjedi said:

Sigh... so many things to say about Uranus...  and so little time... 

Here's one.

What is a gas in Uranus' atmosphere?

Ch4!

(Also to the post above, that was a very paw joke.)

Edited May 19, 2017 by Firemetal

[Regor]

Ohhh... I get it! No comment

 

"Do yo have some sodium hypobromite?"

"NaBrO"

[WinkAllKerb'']

a pills a day keep the ills away

you know why compass can feel the magnetic field accurately and bidep can't, because

Edited July 26, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[Confused Scientist]

Hubble (to the ISS): Hey, do you want to come hang out over here with me?

ISS: Nah, I'm not really inclined to visit that orbit.

Oh, my! I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes! (Hint: not laughter tears.)

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

man, I have a space pun, but I`m going to need longer to PLAN-ET 

HA! PUNS!

Edited July 28, 2017 by RoadRunnerAerospace

[SaturnianBlue]

Listen, I know he's a fungi but there wasn't mushroom.

It's too bad any good jokes I had argon.

 

Edit: Oh, and here's another one—The moon is a KREEPy place.

Edited July 31, 2017 by SaturnianBlue

[kerbiloid]

Chlo gets flu. All what you have to know about the chlorine fluoride.

[StrandedonEarth]

 

[KerballingSmasher]

So... I know there are seashells, but are there a shells and b shells?