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Really Bad Science Puns!

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I've been thinking up a lot of really bad science puns recently, so I decided to make a forum game out of it. Basically, it works like this:

Player 1: <reaction> Why are neutrons always happy? They never get charged for anything.

Player 2: <reaction to the previous post *that conforms to the forum rules*> <next pun>

And so on. 

Rules:

1. Follow the forum rules.

2. Please, treat other puns with respect, at least on the forums, but feel free to cringe in real life :)

Let's begin?

What did the judge say to the ion? Guilty as charged.

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WinkAllKerb''    852

it mostly because without prescience there's no postscience so you can't be proscience without a lot of conscience

What's a gimmick ally ? A shame i K lies

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cubinator    3498
Posted (edited)

Ionic, ironic!

What does a cow say when she's sliding down a hill are at a constant velocity?

Mu!

Edited by cubinator

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ARS    351

What the FACTor makes you draw such a conclusion? :)

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Dafni    573
Posted (edited)

The above one is a bit too obvious.

Next pun comes with a pic:

pe5a6kX.jpg

Edited by Dafni

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Xorth Tanovar    337

I ingested a compound of Silicon, Carbon, and Potassium then fell ill.

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ccoel    32
Posted (edited)

huh? 

What does Potassium say when Sodium Says Na? K. of course

Edited by ccoel

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ccoel    32

Hey Neptune Can we mine you?

Neptune: Np man I got tons of neptunium. (look it up bottom row of separated elements)

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XLjedi    247

Sigh... so many things to say about Uranus...  and so little time...  ;.;

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qzgy    1730
Posted (edited)

Surprised no one said this yet:

Cations are paw-sitive

Edited by qzgy

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Firemetal    648
Posted (edited)
On 5/5/2017 at 6:35 PM, XLjedi said:

Sigh... so many things to say about Uranus...  and so little time...  ;.;

Here's one.

What is a gas in Uranus' atmosphere?

Ch4!

(Also to the post above, that was a very paw joke.)

Edited by Firemetal

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mabdi36    136

Ohhh... I get it! No comment

 

"Do yo have some sodium hypobromite?"

"NaBrO"

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WinkAllKerb''    852
Posted (edited)

a pills a day keep the ills away

you know why compass can feel the magnetic field accurately and bidep can't, because

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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Hubble (to the ISS): Hey, do you want to come hang out over here with me?

ISS: Nah, I'm not really inclined to visit that orbit.

Oh, my! I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes! (Hint: not laughter tears.)

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Posted (edited)

man, I have a space pun, but I`m going to need longer to PLAN-ET 

HA! PUNS!

Edited by RoadRunnerAerospace

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SaturnianBlue    1739
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Listen, I know he's a fungi but there wasn't mushroom.

It's too bad any good jokes I had argon.

 

Edit: Oh, and here's another one—The moon is a KREEPy place.

Edited by SaturnianBlue

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kerbiloid    2083

Chlo gets flu. All what you have to know about the chlorine fluoride.

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