The Endless Quest

[kerbiloid]

Of course, But the only name you can choose from is Joe Smith.

So, do you choose Joe Smith or Joe Smith?

[Kosmonaut]

Joe Smith

[Kermunmus]

*Reset Quest, just keep the name Joe so as not to confuse any newcomers

Joe was magically teleported back in time to his house. He was confused. Where did his quest go? Was it all for nothing? His mother then calls him in for dinner. Shoot, he's a kid again (time magic ooh)! Should he run away and try and fix things or play along for now?

[Kosmonaut]

he goes downstairs to find his mom is a lizard being.

She eats him

He awakes 250,000 years later to find himself, well, 250,000 years in the future

Does he explore or try and find someone to talk to?

[kerbinorbiter]

he doesnt need to awnser that he sees what appears to be Kristina, but its just a random girl...unfortunately does he:

say hi or do nothing?

[Kosmonaut]

He says hi. She is visibly scared

Heres a twist:

Does she attack him or run?

[kerbiloid]

She tries to attack him, but a minute later they are peacefully walking along the river shore and hunting frogs for the supper.

Suddenly Janina appears from the forest. She carries a wooden club and scratches her hairy paunch.

Will she kidnap Joe or they will peacefully eat an aardvark which she had hunted?

 

Edited June 15, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Kosmonaut]

13 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Will she kidnap Joe or they will peacefully eat an aardvark which she had hunted?

They peacefully eat the aardvark. Joe feels light-headed, and only then does he realize the aardvark is poisoned

He wakes up to find himself and the girl chained to a pole. 

Do they wait or try to excape

[Kermunmus]

They try to escape, and Joe, still being a kid, manages to wriggle out. The chains are then loosened to allow Janina out too. There are two exits, one heavily armed, which should be no problem for caveman Janina. The other one is a ventilation hatch, which only little kid Joey can fit into, leaving Janina behind. Which does he quickly run to?

[WinkAllKerb'']

On 09/06/2017 at 2:18 AM, LazySoUseHyperedit said:

He cries and is very sad at the same time

He then realizes he was crippling depression

Should he seek help or try to solve the $100,000 case while depressed?

make me wonder how many %% 100 000¤ worth within "insert amount" bazillion ?

but my bet would go to something like close to nothing do better next time

Edited June 16, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
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