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There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have your profile picture to protect you. How do you fare?


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In fact nobody of us will get into zombocalypse.

Because it's an axiom: characters of zombie movies have never watched zombie movies.
Walking deads are always a surprise for them, and they mostly don't know the word "zombie". They think out different terms.

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On 10/22/2017 at 10:35 AM, Earthlinger said:

I have.....a gas mask.

Um....

 

Halp

Well, now you've changed your picture. You're screwed- in an ideal situation, you'd have Cananada's military to protect you. But...

Spoiler

Canada isn't real.

 

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Oooh, yay. 

Jeb can take me to the Mun, and we’ll live there for the rest of our lives.

Oh wait. The R&D people are zombies too.

Let’s hope Jeb is as good at piloting as he is a scientist.

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The hypernova in my profile pic obliterates the zombies!

and me...and Earth...and any solar system within 10 light years.

love.  I didn't loveing say 'love' I said love. BALLS. Mother of loveing excrementsty crappy krakening loveing god! I SAID love!

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censorship is against soviet values. Help the man swear! AAARGH love
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Well, now that my profile is changed, i think that no zombie will be able to touch me, partly because of the fact that they are horrified by my incredibly crappy self-portrait.

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I think my powers as an omnipotent evil space robot emperor would work better...

 

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I am completely defenseless.... Maybe I can dazzle them with my beauty? :DI dunno, it has never worked on humans before... or any living being, for that matter... :(

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On 2/14/2018 at 8:43 AM, Kernel Kraken said:

But Jeb is a BadS! He'd blow the zambies to the moon!

Valentina would probably work better. Jeb's gotten freaked out a whole lot when I put him on a mission. I haven't tried his sister though...

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On 7/24/2018 at 9:56 AM, HansonKerman said:

Valentina would probably work better. Jeb's gotten freaked out a whole lot when I put him on a mission. I haven't tried his sister though...

I'm not sure what kind of missions you send him on but he is literally programmed to be fearless. What did you do?

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On 7/23/2018 at 8:26 AM, Gargamel said:

Living on a submarine should work out pretty well, as long as we dispose of the dead quickly enough. 

Of course you will. A fish diet soon gets too tame.

 

On 7/23/2018 at 8:16 AM, UnionPacific1983WP said:

a girl with an incredibly powerful sword who just slayed seven other goddesses with that sword.

 

On 7/23/2018 at 9:01 AM, Lilithvia said:

An adventurer/Death Knight from Azeroth who just defeated three titans

Then they will fight, and one of them becomes a megazombie.

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My profile photo is a mining spacecraft form a videogame called eve online. I think I would fare pretty well considering that:

  • Eve online is set in another galaxy so I'm pretty far away from said zombies
  • Spacecraft in eve online can travel at several AU per second(please don't attack me for bad science)
  • Eve online has more to explain the respawn mechanic, making me effectively immortal(once again please don't attack me for bad science)
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