There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have your profile picture to protect you. How do you fare?

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

I am a Viking 1 spacecraft,and i hope i still have Fuel,so i can go to Jupiter,unless if... wait.... oh no.

[Space Nerd]

Burn the zombies with the SRBs.

[GuessingEveryDay]

I have the entirety of Florida and its guns to help me. And a rocket that's big as Florida... I think I'll be fine.

[Guest]

I am on Mars with the Viking 1 lander. so I should be fine too!

[kerbiloid]

Brainz!

[catloaf]

On 9/6/2020 at 3:35 AM, Space Nerd said:

Burn the zombies with the SRBs.

No, when the apocalypse first started there was a budget cut and you ended up like Buran.

[Motokid600]

I fare fine. Like... really really fine.

[DunaManiac]

Well, I'm duna, I can kill all the zombies at once!

Along with everyone else...

[Lewie]

On 9/6/2020 at 7:42 AM, GuessingEveryDay said:

I have the entirety of Florida and its guns to help me. And a rocket that's big as Florida... I think I'll be fine.

Or, be true to the way of the Florida man, and create a war hammer out of bud light cans.

Edited September 7, 2020 by Lewie

[GuessingEveryDay]

Sorry, I'm staying sober. Gotta keep my wits with me.

[Okhin]

Who said you had to empty the bud can first ? They're heavier and deliver more energy on impact if it's full. Also, if you shake them enough and you find a way to pierce the can on demand, to let the beer evacuate from the hammer, you'll have a fuel (kinda) propelled hammer to strike at zombies.

But yeah, you'll do fine.

Me ? not so much. I mean, farting rainbow in the sky while singing a weird song does not sounds like a good survival strategy. But then, maybe I can became a zombie leader somehow ?

[HCB-11]

I am Kenobi, which means i have the high ground.

[catloaf]

Zombies like brains, but not hearts. Especially hearts that are on frozen minor planets.

[Mikenike]

I have an F-14. I'd be fine until I need to refuel. I don't know where the refueling connections are for the 14......... So I am fine for a while.

On 9/12/2020 at 12:37 AM, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

I am Kenobi, which means i have the high ground.

It's over zombies, I have the high ground!

[Guest]

On 9/6/2020 at 9:51 AM, The Doodling Astronaut said:

I am on Mars with the Viking 1 lander. so I should be fine too!

With my new profile pic. I think I might be fare off to with a spacesuit to protect myself along with the flashing colors to hurt the zombie eyes.

[GuessingEveryDay]

Although I'll ask my gator buddies to become horses, and the snakes to be the riders. Along with an Eel whip.

Edited September 24, 2020 by GuessingEveryDay

[Fraston]

Earth is quote-unquote impure, so she would have to get to the moon so no help there. Unless one can strike up a “state of the world” conversation before they hit the road.

Also, surely the lunar capital has the power to deorbit the moon, so uh... Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask but you want the moon to crash?

Discussing the practical applications to the powers of Touhou characters lead to canned doomsday, there are no two ways about it.

[JakGamingKSP]

it must yeet into the zombies

[Misguided Kerbal]

I'm dead.

[Sidestrafe2462]

PURGE THE NUGLE SCUM FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET. FIGHT FOR THE EMPEROR AND PURIFY THE PLANET WITH FIRE!

As a blud reven I also have extreme salvaging and requisition skills.

The zombie apocalypse is probably dead.

Edited October 1, 2020 by Sidestrafe2462

[kerbiloid]

I would save all zombies in file and reupload them in other place, like I did it with my profile picture.

[probe137]

I have an astroneer, so he could print a shuttle and get both of us out of here.

[NH04]

I have a lander on the Mun for my profile pic, so I should be fine since I can go to Kerbin... unless the Zombies are on Kerbin or the mun...

[SpaceFace545]

Well I have lods of emone so I should be able to pay for a massive bunker

[Le Lynx]

Did you know that zombies are the lynx's favourite food?