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Now you know the powerplant turbines of different types and you can build a zombie-powered electric facility.
A postapocalyptic landlord kidnaps invites you, and you live in his/her fortified mansion as an electric engineer.

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Well, not all star destroyers carry a contingent of stormtroopers on board. Star Wars wiki says that star destroyers carry consumable supplies for 50,000 people for 2 years. Since zombies only eat human brains, I should have enough supplies for the rest of my life. Just need to get to the food storage and jam the doors.

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Just now, 0111narwhalz said:

Is that not true in every case? I mean, if you run out of supplies your life ends, no? :P

Hmm, you’re right. Also true for every other death cause. That was a poorly worded sentence :blush:

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So, we have an easy algorithm how to get financially set for life.

1. Find the Galactic Empire.
2. Get onboard a star destroyer.
3. Infect the crew with zombie virus.
4. Hide in a closet with food,
???????
5. PROFIT!!!

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On 12/27/2017 at 6:19 AM, kerbiloid said:

So, we have an easy algorithm how to get financially set for life.

1. Find the Galactic Empire.
2. Get onboard a star destroyer.
3. Infect the crew with zombie virus.
4. Hide in a closet with food,
???????
5. PROFIT!!!

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I honestly think if you are capable of any ONE of the first 3 steps right now, you are probably financially set for life already.

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1 minute ago, Spaceception said:

Wait, there's such things as heated keyboards!? :o

Yeah I didn't know about it either.  My cousin works for a real estate agency up in Wisconsin, and their heater broke.  She posting on FB about how freezing it was in the office, so I Google heated keyboard... and sure enough, they're a thing!  I bet they have mice too.

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36 minutes ago, Spaceception said:

Wait, there's such things as heated keyboards!? :o

I have ~10 years old Asus EEE PC 900 netbook, and it helped me a lot, a very useful tool.
(like this one:)

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It is equipped with a heated keyboard right out of the box.

(Though, maybe it's fan is too weak).

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