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Ivan Wagner at ISS has filmed/captured a squad of UFO following the aurora

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=ru&sl=ru&tl=en&u=https://www.interfax.ru/russia/722394

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5 UFOs filming the aurora have filmed/captured Ivan Wagner on board of the ISS.

"UFO", thought Ivan.
"Ivan", thought UFO.

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ET cheaters. They even haven't heard about the delta-V like everyone here had.

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1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

5 UFOs filming the aurora have filmed/captured Ivan Wagner on board of the ISS.

"UFO", thought Ivan.
"Ivan", thought UFO.

Calm down, Yefim Kapelyan.

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3 hours ago, SOXBLOX said:

I don't get the reference, but these two posts are hilarious.

The Soviet spy thriller Seventeen Moments of Spring is very reliant on Yefim Kapelyan's narration for all the internal monologuing. This has been widely exploited in verbal memes:

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Stierlitz opens a door, and the lights go on. Stierlitz closes the door, and the lights go out. Stierlitz opens the door again; the light goes back on. Stierlitz closes the door; the light goes out again.

"It's a refrigerator", Stierlitz deduces.

 

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Army-2020 time, and the MIC is running their mouths a lot. For example, the United Shipbuilding Corporation claims it can build a superior Sea Launch.

https://tass.ru/armiya-i-opk/9266887

Not sure if idle chatter, or they're seriously considering adding even more complications to the project.

Also, tangentially related, but rather unexpected:

 

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The National Research Technological University (the former Moscow Institute of Steel and Alloys) together with the Research and Production Enterprise "Zvezda" will develop new spacesuit for PTKNP-Federation-Oryol/Eagle spaceship.

In 2019 they have presented its prototype.

Their director said that "there was a break in their cooperation, but there is always an alternative, and they will now take part in this alternative".

The manufacturer of the spacesuit is not declared, but it will be a Russian company, because he is sure that "we can't buy such important, strategic components from Musk or China",

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=ru&sl=ru&tl=en&u=https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/5f4322769a7947872a8c07b7

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The Sea Launch restoration officially would cost 35 bln RUR (0.5 bln USD), according to Deputy Prime Minister Yuri Borisov.

This requires 5 launches per year to be commercially successful, half for commercial needs, half for government.

There is no doubt that the Sea Launch will be restored. It won't compete with Vostochny.

They are going to use Soyuz-5 as its launch vehicle.

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=ru&sl=ru&tl=en&u=https://www.interfax.ru/russia/723021

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5 hours ago, Scotius said:

Do they have paying customers? Or will Government keep them afloat handing out launch contracts? Because market is getting kind of tight...

Well, they did say "requires"...

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1 hour ago, CatastrophicFailure said:

Will the Russian Super-Ice-Carriers be crewed by polar bears? I’ll be disappointed if they’re not crewed by polar bears...

*angry Polish noises*

Wojtek-the-Bear-11.png

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

As onboard mascot pets.

On every plane.

There needs to be a Red Alert 4 with Berserker Paratroops.

Spoiler

bear_3.jpg

 

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5 hours ago, DDE said:

This creates a sophism:
"Could a ballistic missiles submarine break up through the ice reinforced to stop the heavy airplane from breaking down, when all of them are made perfectly?"

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The same from another source.

The space program funding is optimized down by 150 bln RUR (2 bln USD), i.e. 10%, until 2025, and this can be corrected down additionally due to the decreased federal budget income.

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=ru&sl=ru&tl=en&u=https://tass.ru/kosmos/9280803?utm_source=yxnews&utm_medium=desktop

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4 hours ago, sh1pman said:

Rogozin will ask for 150 billion ₽ increase in funding for Roscosmos, 1.4 trillion ₽ total (20B $). I love the picture.

Gotta wonder what the extra 6 billion is for. When you ask for 1.4 of something, you generally don't extend it to 1.406 without having a specific purpose in mind.

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