Bad Kerbal Jokes

[Mrcarrot]

The objective of this game is to make a worse joke about KSP than the person before. 

Rules:

No posting twice in a row

Your jokes have to be about KSP

The jokes also (duh) have to fall within the community rules.

I will go first.

Q: What did Jeb say to Bill as they were plummeting to their deaths?

A: Oh, chute.

[MrChumley]

I can't resist a terrible joke thread 

Q: How do you get a baby kerbal to sleep?

A: You rocket.

[Jeb federation]

Q: Why couldn't Jeb go golfing?

A: Because the golf course was full of Moholes.

[TheKSPBeginner]

revive

[Kernel Kraken]

I built a rocket.

(Badum- tss!)

 

Edited April 18, 2018 by Kernel Kraken

[suicidejunkie]

What is the best breakfast cereal to have early in your space program?

Spoiler

Raisin Von Bran

 

[XB-70A]

What is green at first then dark at then end?

Spoiler

A kerbal under a rocket.

 

[DatBoi]

What does it take take to get to Kerbins second moon?

Minmustic rocket design.

 

IK its a stretch

[roboslacker]

What do you call an Eve SSTO?

Spoiler

Hax

 

[DatBoi]

21 hours ago, roboslacker said:

What do you call an Eve SSTO?

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Hax

 

Hahahahahahahaha

What is Grey, further out than Duna, and closer than Jool?

Spoiler

nothing

 

[kerbiloid]

Every Bad Kerbal wishes to become a BadS.

[53miner53]

Why do Kerbals hate the atmosphere? 

Spoiler

It’s such a drag

(Ba dum tssssssssssss)

[kerbiloid]

When the Jeb's Deathproof ship flies between fuel tanks, scaring Reservoir Dogs, like a Natural Born Killer trying to Pulp the Fiction, they think that his slogan is "Kill Bill".

[StrandedonEarth]

Which kerbal will you find floating in the ocean?

Spoiler

Bob

Which kerbal will you find in a mailbox?

Spoiler

Bill

 

[Atlas2342]

Running out of fuel to orbit?

 

I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation.

[Fraston]

500 ton launch vehicle?

its going to be a long weight until it gets off the launchpad.

 

What’s another word for crashing?

lithobreaking

Edited May 29, 2018 by Fraston