Fill in the XKCD Blanks!

[Dark Junior]

So, the XKCD 2008 special was... interesting. I found it again recently, and decided to play a little game.

Spoiler

https://xkcd.com/521/

You are to fill in the blanks of this image so it makes sense. That's really the only rule. Fill in all the blanks!

I can't wait to see what happens.

I'm scared.

 

[Tux1]

Number 1:

Aww, man, it's christmas time again! And we don't even have any decorations! 

Other Person: Umm, yeah we do.

[Kernel Kraken]

Frame 4: Black Hat Guy walks into frame, starts shooting Rob with sodium pellets

Rob: What the he- (black hat guy shoots Meg, then the snow)

(Frame transitions to people freaking out in a control room)

 

[roboslacker]

Frame 6

Megan: I built a nanobot swarm to maintain the system.

Cueball: I don't like where this is heading.

[Kernel Kraken]

Frame 8

Megan: why did you use Import Soul?!

Rob: it worked with my electric skateboard and the orb computer!

(thing from off screen makes more growling sounds)

(Cueball/Rob is furiously typing on a laptop, presumably in a python window)

(Off screen screaming and stomping)

 

[Kernel Kraken]

*revives thread*

[Tux1]

Frame 9

We better go and email Santa about this issue!

Why Santa?

I be he is the one who did this!