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A man in a movie theater looks over and sees what looks like a goat sitting next to him.

Surprised, the man asked "Excuse me, are you a goat?"

"Yes"

"What are you doing at the movies?" inquired the man.

The goat looked puzzled "Well, I liked the book.  It tasted good"

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Behold! The ultimate showdown of animal supremacy! Which one shall win!?

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FIND OUT NEXT ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF GOAT VS GOAT SHOWDOWN!! WHICH ONE CAN BAAAAH THE HARDEST?!?!?
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Welcome to the MAIN EVENT!  Sunday!  Sunday!  Sunady!

Belligerent Bovines Start Your Engines!

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READY SET GO!

And they're off!

There was a problem going into turn 2 on the 60th lap, but was quickly cleaned up.

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Turns out goats aren't very good at refueling stops, so some issues were encountered.

Then everyone got tired of racing and decided to stop for lunch.

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Except for that one goat that was determined to win.  No matter the cost.

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He ended up winning...

The grand prize:

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A Baaaath.  :)

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Baaaa ha ha ha ha AAA! *Maniacal Screaming* Uh... ASCII goat pic? Erm...

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           /   '/  BAAHH
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Edited by TheMadKraken2297
I didn't make the art, found it on the Blago- webs. https://xkcd.com/181/
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