Jokes matters but the way you tell matters a lot

[I love fun]

Dear All,

Hope, you guys must be enjoying the life but also going through lots of ups and downs of life.

We all love to hear or share Jokes and fond of watching entertaining shows and movies but sometime people laugh a lot and sometime they they do not find it. My opinion is it does not matter how old the joke is but it matters how you express it or say it. You body language, you expression and your capability of keeping the suspense count. Here i share a good joke: 

Interview: Tell me one idea which will reduce train accident?
Man: Well.. we can make speed break on tracks. LOL..hahahah

Would appreciate if you share your valuable views and also would like to hear some JOKES so that we can laugh and share them further to bring fun and humor in peoples life.

Wish you all a very happy Christmas and very Happy New year.

Keep smiling

Best Regards

 

Edited January 26, 2018 by I love fun
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[Vanamonde]

Hello and welcome to our forum.

[NSEP]

Im a big fan of dull jokes, sometimes so unfunny they are funny. I sometimes just burst into laughter because of the dumbest jokes.

Are you alright? No you are left!

[Piatzin]

1 hour ago, NSEP said:

Are you alright? No you are left!

...........

*crickets*

...........

*something clicks*

*starts laughing uncontrollably*

[Superfluous J]

On 12/23/2017 at 7:53 AM, I love fun said:

Interview: Tell me one idea which will reduce train accident?
Man: Well.. we can make speed break on tracks.

Okay I give up. I don't see any humor in this one, just a question and an answer. 

 

[Piatzin]

[I love fun]

On 12/26/2017 at 4:17 AM, Earthlinger said:

Hahaha.. this one is funny..

Edited December 27, 2017 by I love fun

[PakledHostage]

On 25/12/2017 at 1:24 PM, NSEP said:

Im a big fan of dull jokes, sometimes so unfunny they are funny.

Ok, then you might like these:

What's brown and sticky?

Ans: A stick

 

What did the little bird say when its cage broke?

Ans: Cheap, Cheap!

 

(They are "Dad jokes", I know...)

[Just Jim]

So this guy walks into a bar and knocks himself out....

[NSEP]

5 hours ago, PakledHostage said:

Ok, then you might like these:

What's brown and sticky?

Ans: A stick

Yeah, i like the obvious ones. You know, the why did the chicken cross the road breed of jokes.

[PakledHostage]

51 minutes ago, NSEP said:

Yeah, i like the obvious ones. You know, the why did the chicken cross the road breed of jokes.

Well that reminds me: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? 

Because the chicken was stapled to his ear.

... I'll show myself out ...

[GoSlash27]

On 12/27/2017 at 10:52 AM, PakledHostage said:

Ok, then you might like these:

What's brown and sticky?

Ans: A stick

Okay, I actually chuckled at this one...

 I won't be sharing any of my favorite jokes. The least offensive ones are way too blue for this forum, and the funniest ones are downright socially unacceptable.

 Best,
-Slashy

[I love fun]

On 12/27/2017 at 10:22 PM, PakledHostage said:

Ok, then you might like these:

What's brown and sticky?

Ans: A stick

 

What did the little bird say when its cage broke?

Ans: Cheap, Cheap!

 

(They are "Dad jokes", I know...)

LOL

[I love fun]

10 hours ago, GoSlash27 said:

Okay, I actually chuckled at this one...

 I won't be sharing any of my favorite jokes. The least offensive ones are way too blue for this forum, and the funniest ones are downright socially unacceptable.

 Best,
-Slashy

I agree... than lets start with  some clean jokes...

[TheEpicSquared]

On 12/29/2017 at 12:28 AM, GoSlash27 said:

Okay, I actually chuckled at this one...

 I won't be sharing any of my favorite jokes. The least offensive ones are way too blue for this forum, and the funniest ones are downright socially unacceptable.

 Best,
-Slashy

I see we have the same style of humour  

[Delay]

My style of humour is rather dark. I can laugh and make jokes about very serious or important matters (though these jokes are just bad).

[A Soviet Tank]

My ironic racism has probably put me on a watch list. I'm that guy who makes jokes about things others wouldn't dare to. 

[Piatzin]

17 minutes ago, A Soviet Tank said:

My ironic racism has probably put me on a watch list. I'm that guy who makes jokes about things others wouldn't dare to. 

I make fun of Canadians. A lot. But I'm Canadian, so eh

[Guest]

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

(if you want to block me, I understand)

[razark]

11 hours ago, A Soviet Tank said:

I'm that guy who makes jokes about things others wouldn't dare to. 

My friend laughs and then says "We're both going to hell for that one.  I'll have to remember to tell it at work tomorrow."

[StrandedonEarth]

On 1/1/2018 at 11:38 AM, Earthlinger said:

I make fun of Canadians. A lot. But I'm Canadian, so eh