Survive Me!

[TheKSPBeginner]

In this game, I try to destroy you. However, you can summon ONE object to defend yourself.

Rules:

1. COMMUNITY GUIDELINES still apply.

2. No mlp, furry, ect.

3. You can't harm me.

Enjoy!

 

Edited February 17, 2018 by TheKSPBeginner
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[kerbiloid]

25 minutes ago, TheKSPBeginner said:

you can summon ONE object

e2-e4

Spoiler

(Calls moderator and reports the personally offensive thread. Thread gets closed. Everybody is defended.)

Just joking!

(call=summon, why not)

Edited February 16, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Bill Phil]

I use the Evil Containment Wave after summoning an electric rice cooker. You're trapped.

[TheKSPBeginner]

But I forgot the post.

I shoot.

[Piatzin]

I dodge the bullet, then summon a magical, pink unicorn that swoops down from the sky and stabs you with it's unicorny horn before pooping explosive rainbow jelly beans all over your face

 

Is that good?

Edited February 17, 2018 by Earthlinger

[TheKSPBeginner]

No, you can't harm me.

[Piatzin]

20 minutes ago, TheKSPBeginner said:

No, you can't harm me.

I never implied you were harmed...

But okay

I throw a banana at you

Better?

[TheKSPBeginner]

yes.

Next poster, I use a cannon.

[roboslacker]

I hide in the nearest structure and summon... SCP-159!

[TheKSPBeginner]

can you tell me what that is because i don't wanna click it

[Kernel Kraken]

I summon a That Was Easy button that grants infinite wishes according to my intent. Using that I get Sascha the Minigun and several Mini Nukes, along with my dream house( an underground Kerbal rocket proof bunker with 1GB per second upoad and download speeds)

Oh! And infinite bread sticks.

[TheKSPBeginner]

Next!

I use a tank.

[Kernel Kraken]

I use a T28 Mobile Gun Carraige. Bwahahahahahaha! Look it up.

[TheKSPBeginner]

Ow.

I use Gilly.

[Guest]

I destroy gilly with the Death Star.

[Kernel Kraken]

I use Dres. Which EXISTS.

[Guest]

Just now, TheMadKraken2297 said:

I use Dres. Which EXISTS.

Uhh... I posted first lol. 

[TheKSPBeginner]

I use the HEKV, which breaks the universe with its broken-ness.

[Kernel Kraken]

2 minutes ago, dundun92 said:

Uhh... I posted first lol. 

Ninja'd...

I use my flying GMOD bathtup which is mounted with 2 170 millimeter cannons.

I just realized how weird GMod is...

Edit: 150 rep! HECKS YEAH!

Edited February 18, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297

[Piatzin]

Can I summon a squirrel

[TheKSPBeginner]

yes

Next poster, I use Gun!

[Kernel Kraken]

I use More Gun!

(Something messed up. I am unable to link to the TF2 meet the engineer. Look it up)

[TheKSPBeginner]

i watched it already

Next poster, I use MechJeb!

[Kernel Kraken]

I use MechScottmanley! (I'mma put that in add-on requests)

[TheKSPBeginner]

Next poster: I use BDB!