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2 minutes ago, Som-Boi_lol said:

There once was a kerbal stuck on the Mun,

The rescue was coming very soon,

Their ship was destroyed into bits,

The rescue crew were misfits.

Very nice but not a limerick. 5 total sentences, first 2 end with same rhyme, second 2 have a same different rhyme then last has same rhyme as first 2.

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6 minutes ago, Som-Boi_lol said:

There once was a kerbal stuck on the Mun,

The rescue was coming very soon,

Their ship was destroyed into bits,

The rescue crew were misfits.

Conventional limerick schemes
Have three rhymes, with two in between.

And if you depart
From traditional art
You'll get sent into Kerbol by Gene!

Edited by Dman979
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Reposting from another thread as I was unaware of this one:

A KSP player was enraged,

Because they accidentally staged.

Jebediah was doomed,

As the rocket kaboomed,

And the parachutes were not engaged.

 

And another new one:

There was a young Kerbal called Bill,

Who wanted a rocketry thrill,

But the green engineer,

Felt only pure fear,

As the Kraken moved in for the kill.

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"The first line should have eight or nine
syllables to fit the time.
The second and fifth-
From a clever wordsmith-
Should follow the same paradigm.

The other two lines of the poem,
Have structure too, but you must know'm.
And there you should strive
To only have five
Syllables," said Jeroboam.

 

Edited by Dman979
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A Jumping Flea leapt off the pad,

But the mission quickly went bad,

For I forgot to put

On a parachute

And no EVAs could be had.


I’d continue the tale of this flight,

But my attention’s drawn to to the light,

Where a spider, bright red,

Builds its web to my bed

It’s too tiny to give me a fright.

 

I left windows open all day,

so it probably came in that way,

But the limericks should be

About KSP:

Time to get back on-topic I’d say!

 

 

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