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Gargamel
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I've corrupted now many a wish.

And sadly the soup in my dish.

My night now is done.

Thanks all for the fun.

Goodbye now and thanks for the Fish.

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Wait just a sec 'fore you go

There is something to you I must show

Did I put it here

Or maybe right there

Oh well, have a good night now bro

 

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There was a poor Kerbal named Sally.

That flew her jet down in a valley.

But sadly for her.

The stop did occur.

When she found the dead end of the alley.

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One day an admin felt stumped

For all the threads appeared lumped

One must confess

It was a jumpled mess

And with that, this thread gets bumped

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A courageous young Kerbal named James.

Was renowned for flying fast planes.

Someone in the know.

Said, "where you spend your dough."

He replied "on my underpants stains"

Edited by ColdJ
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There once was a Kerbal named Rodger.

That lived to be an old Codger.

When asked how did he.

Make one hundred and three.

He said "They called me the great dodger"

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There was this spaceship called The Newt,

That looked as straight as a flute,

The ship would have fame,

But not for the name,

But because The Newt had no chute.

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  • 3 weeks later...
7 hours ago, Dman979 said:

Your limericks are really quite clever,
But they're an off-topic endeavor.
You see, in this thread
KSP (as Garg said)
Is the subject of our rhymes- forever!

Yes I agree that is true

But you were by three weeks overdue.

So I thought it all done

Said thanks for the fun.

And was writing the rhyme for adieu.

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There once was a Kerbal named Bobster,

Who had a pet toy wind-up lobster.

While Bobster was fishing,

His lobster went missing.

And Bobster looks for it still.

Edited by KSP_linux0191
Fixed last line (thanks ColdJ)
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