Mudkip909 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 What do they taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 OK... I can't resist... Chicken??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Just Jim said: OK... I can't resist... Chicken??? Hey, I was going to say the same thing... But you know, they are green... perhaps they taste like... Spoiler Boogers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 No, they taste like leaves because they have chlorophyll in their skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Yes, like a chicken. A green, unshaped, pop-eyed, featherless, 95-kg chicken with the teeth instead of a beak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARS Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Uuuuum... Green peas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peabody Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Little known truth: Kerbals taste exactly like Narnian talking stag; which is quite good actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Tux1 said: No, they taste like leaves because they have chlorophyll in their skin. Oh, kinda like a Caesar Salad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlas2342 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 5 hours ago, GDJ said: Oh, kinda like a Caesar Salad? Mmm, just add in a dressing of rocket fuel! Just kidding! I don’t eat salads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Looking at @The Dunatian's profile picture the last thing somebody should want - to eat the Kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Given their constant flesh thickness, I presume they taste like this : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 (edited) Given that that are most likely vegetation, who can say. If their mammalian, then it depends on what section of the Kerbal you're trying to eat. The ham would be most likeley be some kind of red meat, seen as Kerbal's have a slow, lumbering walk and an ever- so- awkward limping run. It is more likely, though, that it'd be white meat, so they could put out short bursts of energy. The arms would be too. Humanoid creatures aren't the best for meat, unless there are Kerbal body builders. So, probably like chicken. Because of the white meat. Why do you want to know what they taste like? Are you some kind of Kannible? Edited April 16, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 (edited) Spoiler 13 hours ago, YNM said: Insufficient thrust? Btw. Spoiler Edited April 15, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudkip909 Posted April 15, 2018 Author Share Posted April 15, 2018 Well i think they taste like dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken! No? More like Soylent Green, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimas152 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 4/15/2018 at 1:19 PM, kerbiloid said: Reveal hidden contents why tf this reminds me of stalker... btw are they even edible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, [INDO]dimas_1502 said: btw are they even edible Perhaps they aren't, and ingesting one will slowly kill you... But everything you eat has a taste, so the question still stands. I say they taste like the space suits they are born in, as they have obviously worn them their whole lives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, [INDO]dimas_1502 said: btw are they even edible Depends on hunger. Also, do not forget that 24h boiling makes most of inedible things edible. Edited April 16, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 37 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Also, do not forget that 24h boiling makes most of inedible things edible. But what if the toxin is a part of the Kerbal itself? If pure Kerbal is literally inedible, no amount of boiling will fix that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 That's true. But 1) At least you should discard the soup stock. 2) Try to marinate them. 3) Test the dish on somebody less important. 4) If the only thing you have to eat is Kerbal, and it's toxic... Well, at least it will end the suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 55 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: 2) Try to marinate them. Kerbals: Now in Regular and Extra-Spicy Flavor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimas152 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 7 hours ago, kerbiloid said: at least it will end the suffering. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Like brussel sprouts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I like Brussel sprouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 They taste like kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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