cubinator 8,160 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 The Sun is probably almost the whitest star. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) Also it's a Daily Star. Wait, but isn't the daily star named The Sun? Edited October 21, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gargamel 5,434 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 How does someone get into Ski jumping? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
razark 5,815 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Gargamel said: How does someone get into Ski jumping? I don't know how they start, but I'm guessing it's rapidly downhill from there. I'm guessing it's probably a quickly decreasing choice of other options, though. Edited October 24, 2019 by razark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Gargamel said: How does someone get into Ski jumping? We have documentaries https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093668/ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4738360/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KerbMav 1,066 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 On 9/23/2019 at 8:14 PM, StrandedonEarth said: “Drat it! Time to clean the hair out of the drain again already??!?” On 10/8/2019 at 7:52 AM, KerbMav said: Always wondered how safe it would be to use one of those small kitchen blowtorches used for creme bruille for that ... Damn it ... quoted the wrong post in my first attempt ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Triop 10,885 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 If only I can remember this girls name... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 (edited) Looking at the another bug crawling along the window with puzzled face, just realized that no animal has a "glass" option in the built-in software. They can see reflections in water and be aware of "mirror", but there is nothing "transparent but solid" in wild nature, when they are clearly seeing the path, but can't get through the barrier, and (in case of fliers) aren't even sure if they are walking or flying. Also, as the flying insects use growing image of the landing zone to slow down the speed on landing, any contact with glass for them is a pure lithobraking, as they are sure that all solid things are far away. Edited October 26, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 A reaction wheel. Spoiler Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shpaget 2,043 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 No "groan" emoji? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, Shpaget said: No "groan" emoji? Groans when rotates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cubinator 8,160 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 An omniscient god would actually know which is the world's best donut. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheSaint 2,723 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 47 minutes ago, cubinator said: An omniscient god would actually know which is the world's best donut. He whispered it in my ear this morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) Probably everyone is already aware that it's no use in running from a bear, as the bear is a dog in a baggy skin. But they say that bears respect the body height very much, and some tourists recommend to raise a backpack above the head as high as possible if an occasional bear is expressing its interest in a close contact. They explain that the bear will see a weird, 2.5 meter high, bear-like animal, with big head, standing still, and looking at him, will get discouraged and leave that strange place. So. What if instead of the backpack just carry an anti-bear equipment, like a big cartoon bear face on a stick. Or a bear-head balloon. At last, if use a powder charge or a pump for quick inflation, this thing will make sick all bears in the range of visibility. Spoiler (And moose, as collateral damage). The latter can be a standard equipment of some "anti-bear shelters" in the forest. Just run to the tree with a crossed bear sign and press a button to inflate the bear repelling balloon. Upd. Thinking a little more: what if carry a bear-head balloon with a whistle and release it for chaotically flying above the trees and bears, horribly squealing. (If the bear is stupid and doesn't understand that he should be afraid of a tourist with a big bear-looking thing above the head.) Edited December 3, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
έķ νίĻĻάίή 462 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Today I found the name of the song I’ve been trying to find for the last few years, don’t know if you guys relate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 If a human bitten by a zombie turns into zombie, and a human bitten by a vampire turns into vampire. then why does a human bitten by a mosquito not turn into mosquito? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cubinator 8,160 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: If a human bitten by a zombie turns into zombie, and a human bitten by a vampire turns into vampire. then why does a human bitten by a mosquito not turn into mosquito? It has to be a radioactive mosquito. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Superfluous J 14,814 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 11:15 AM, έķ νίĻĻάίή said: Today I found the name of the song I’ve been trying to find for the last few years, don’t know if you guys relate 100% though for me it was about 10. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hotel26 1,975 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) On 12/3/2019 at 9:41 PM, kerbiloid said: some tourists recommend to raise a backpack above the head as high as possible ...however, raising one's hands above one's head is the universal sign of surrender, potentially triggering the bear's Easy Meat Response... not advisable. [this is what happened to my cousin, R.I.P.] Edited December 8, 2019 by Hotel26 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Selective Genius 316 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Me and my roomie were talking about life and stuff, and she concluded that 'Kids are just pets with a few extra steps.'... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StrandedonEarth 6,868 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Selective Genius said: Me and my roomie were talking about life and stuff, and she concluded that 'Kids are just pets with a few extra steps.'... But pets don’t talk back.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheSaint 2,723 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, StrandedonEarth said: But pets don’t talk back.... Some days that's a plus in the Pet column. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Selective Genius 316 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 12 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said: But pets don’t talk back.... My cats hiss back at me though.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
razark 5,815 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 "Godsdamnit, that's a crack, isn't it?! I'll report it to management tonight. I hope it's not a problem for whoever lives downstairs." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,089 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) (Not politics. Just a thought.). In high sport any doping should be allowed. Just the awards should be assigned and given ten years after the championship/olympics, to survivors only. For greater balance between records and safety. Edited December 10, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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