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1 hour ago, Kernel Kraken said:

https://knowledgenuts.com/2013/08/10/the-pledge-of-allegiance-was-written-by-a-radical-socialist

Not a socialist here, but if the far right (most of the government at this time) knew this bit of trivia, hooooooooooo- dang, the debates would be hilariously entertaining on whether to let this pledge exist in any way shape or form.

Don't go any further on that topic!

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Rule 2.2b!

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If practice makes perfect, but if it is impossible to be perfect...

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Then why practice?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What if Dunning and Kruger don't know what they're talking about?

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What if the Earth is continually being destroyed, and time is overlapping again and again for alien reality TV.

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I just thought about how this isn't the weirdest thing I've read on a ksp related thread/site/pm

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On 5/29/2018 at 11:47 PM, SiriusRocketry said:

What if the Earth is continually being destroyed, and time is overlapping again and again for alien reality TV.

Better hope you dont get voted off.

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Here's something you probably never noticed: On a 7-segment display, every number except 2 uses the bottom right segment.

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The best theory as to when the world was created is the last Thursday theory, because it's impossible to disprove.

The universe was created last Thursday and we are all given false memories and possessions of time before last Thursday to make it seem as if time has existed for thirteen billion years. 

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On 5/31/2018 at 12:00 PM, Delay said:

Here's something you probably never noticed: On a 7-segment display, every number except 2 uses the bottom right segment.

Which is why that segment usually burns out first...

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1 hour ago, StrandedonEarth said:
On 5/31/2018 at 10:00 PM, Delay said:

Here's something you probably never noticed: On a 7-segment display, every number except 2 uses the bottom right segment.

Which is why that segment usually burns out first...

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Until LED gets beaten to this state.

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The thought struck like:

God + O = GOOD
Devil - D = EVIL

It's either somewhat profound... or a "divine comedy."

Yeah, I couldn't help it; I laughed out loud.
Especially when the next thought hit me like a brick....
I wonder if the devils of the world were nice guys before they lost their D! :rolleyes:

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Perhaps, seeing as I’m one, but with the body of a robot.

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SATAN - STAA + MIM11CFITOOOGUPROY = IM COMING FOR YOU P1T1O

OMG creepy!

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Given the number of people who have at least heard of the whole Illuminati conspiracy theory, if they do extist they aren’t very good at the whole “shadow organization” thing.

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1 hour ago, Mark Kerbin said:

Given the number of people who have at least heard of the whole Illuminati conspiracy theory, if they do extist they aren’t very good at the whole “shadow organization” thing.

Or they're brilliant at it, and are hiding in plain sight.

It's so widely known that it's a conspiracy theory, and no one in their right mind would believe it.  Anyone who exposes information about it is obviously crazy, and should be disregarded.

It naturally follows that some of the more outlandish claims about the Illuminati are spread by the Illuminati themselves, to cover up the more believable true ones that are spread by anti-Illuminati agents.

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well, i just will have to assume  you are a member of the illuminati.

but, in the wise words of the coach from the original bad news bears; dont assume, it makes an ass out of and me.

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5 hours ago, Fraston said:

dont assume, it makes an ass out of and me.

I learned that one on an old episode (original series, with Jack Klugman) of The Odd Couple.

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Bowser is a dad, and surely spends time with his son.

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No bowser jr is actually just bowser from the past. There was some time travel shenanigans in early Mario/Mario extended universe games

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If the Illumanati were still around...they'd just be scientists.

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38 minutes ago, Fraston said:

No, bowser jr. is adopted.

A man adopting a child makes him a dad.  Literally the whole point of adoption.

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