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You can teleport an living, adult T-Rex into any location in history...


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3 hours ago, Nivee~ said:

But what does a Gator taste like? :)

3 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Like T.Rex, but dirty.

Short answer, what @kerbiloid said... lol... :sticktongue:

No... it's hard to describe... but last time I had 'gator it had the real dense consistency of something like a shark steak, but tastes more like... catfish??? Maybe??? More gamey, and a little muddy... It's hard to describe....  not bad, but nothing I'd run out and get, either...

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At the Apollo-11 landing site.

"Today we can present you new hi-res photos from the Apollo-11 landing site.
They disprove any lunar conspiracy nonsence.
Here you can see lunar module, astronaut footprints, ... and a T.Rex skeleton..."

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6 hours ago, HansonKerman said:

I'd teach it to be a vegitarian, then supply it with Alterno Kerbin's endless supply of bioluminescent moss.

Better teach brontos break out and regrow their tails, like lizards do. Then everybody will live in peace and harmony.

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5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Better teach brontos break out and regrow their tails, like lizards do. Then everybody will live in peace and harmony.

Leaving loosing tails everywhere? Did you ever watch The Godfather? :P 

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1 hour ago, Lisias said:

Leaving loosing tails everywhere?

Brontos with gecko genes. 
Eating grass, growing fat tails.

Spoiler

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From time to time T.Rexes say Boo!
A scared bronto drops its tail, containing several tons of delicious meat.
All jungle creatures gather around, have a feast, and say: Thank you, big nice Bronto!
Like milking a cow, but meating a bronto.

So, nobody eats each other, peace and harmony in the world.

Instead of those stupid funs like Jurassic Park.

P.S.
Also due to the gecko genes, bronto will eat mosquitoes. Tons of them.

P.P.S.
Don't let him climb on walls.
The gecko ancestry has some disadvantage.

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8 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Better teach brontos break out and regrow their tails, like lizards do. Then everybody will live in peace and harmony.

No, seriously, while Kranz and the gang were on that planet, they used the Moss to make snacks!

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