I'm going to kill Val

[RealKerbal3x]

 Why would you do such a thing?

[Guest]

Put her on a BDArmory bomb, and drop it. 

[Aeroboi]

@Triop You hate chicks?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love chicks!

[Triop]

3 hours ago, Aeroboi said:

I love chicks!

Who doesn't.

[Fraston]

NKD Tsar Bomba. That’s the only way to be sure she is MEGA DEAD.

[Andetch]

Finally! A challenge that means I can deploy one of my many Kerbal Killers! The challenge of this is doing it in an interesting way I think.... Anyone can forget parachutes or attempt an atmospheric capture at escape velocity without heat-shields, but to be original and interesting; that's a challenge!

[DualDesertEagle]

I wanted to play a game of BRRRRRRRT with her but I didn't have my joystick connected and kept missing with the unprecise keyboard controls. Not even the SIX FREAKIN' GAU-8 installed on the plane could crap out enough lead to compensate for that. But if u want an idea how to kill her that involves guns and piloting skills, there u go.

[MarvinKitFox]

You hate Val?

 

No problem.

 

Just have her sit in a command chair, with a nice view of the Launchpad and Runway.

And watch as all the other Kerbals get to go to Space, while she just.....sits.

 

I'm pretty sure that will kill her spirit worse than anything else in this thread.

Edited September 21, 2018 by MarvinKitFox

[Triop]

On 9/21/2018 at 4:03 PM, MarvinKitFox said:

You hate Val?

No, I actually saved her twice this week on a crazy adventure.

 

[Jeb federation]

Killing Kerbals...intentionally!  My goodness, I mean my word!

[GRS]

make her happy by a Laythe mission, then dont open your parachute after returning, or try vertical re entry, she'll die from craft overheating, or the lithobrake