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Breaking news! Space Program garners 18 science points.


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Dudmon: Good morning. I am Dudmon Kerman, spokesman for our space program. 

Reporters: Hi. 

Dudmon: This morning we launched this crude crewed science missile with intrepid Jeb Kerman at the controls! 
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Reporters: You don't need to keep specifying the last names. We only have one. Also, how did you employ strikeout font while speaking? 

Dudmon: It took off and flew towards the mountains at high speed! 
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Reporters: Oooh! Ahhh! 

Dudmon: Once there the glide phase of the flight ensued, until a likely-looking landing point was spotted and the science payload and pilot ejected. 
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Reporters: [too busy scribbling notes to comment] 

Dudmon: But the landing site looked more likely than it actually was, and the craft started skidding slowly but uncontrollably toward a lethal cliff. 
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Reporters: Gasp! 

Dudmon: Spoiler alert; we were able to hit the recover button between shudders and Jeb didn't die. This time. 

Reporters: Whew! 

Dudmon: And so we got 18 points with which to invent stuff. 

Reporters: Where will this crewed missile program go next? 

Dudmon: Nowhere. 

Reporters: Why? 

Dudmon: It was really stupid and dangerous. 

Reporters: Ah. We didn't want to be the ones to say it. 

Dudmon: Thoughtful. And this concludes our briefing. 

Reporters: Wait, why haven't you given us any briefings in ages? 

Dudmon: I've been playing a lot of Eve Online. 

Reporters: Ah. 

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On 12/26/2018 at 3:50 AM, Pretorian28715 said:

like, Awaiting MOAR.

p.s. what happened to the fourth wall, nice touch by the way.

Moar?

42 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said:

Came here expecting something split from another thread.

Found that moderators actually play KSP.

:o

 

On 12/24/2018 at 9:34 PM, CatastrophicFailure said:

Great googamooga, mods actually play the game. :o The Mod!

But do mods use mods? 

But do they? (Use mods)

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