KSP Jokes

[JPGSP]

So I just searched for KSP jokes in the forums but only found 1 page which is pretty old, and as the title says this is for ksp jokes, if you got any put them here.

[Electrollama]

Jebediah was reading a book on Gilly... It was hard to put down.

[kerbiloid]

On 1/6/2019 at 1:20 PM, JPGSP said:

but only found 1 page which is pretty old

Because we are pretty serious space people and even can't remember when were joking previously.

[Gargamel]

5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Because we are pretty serious space people and even can't remember when were joking previously.

Spoiler

Well, coming from you, that made me chuckle

 

[Kernel Kraken]

What's short, red, and green all over?

a kerbal in a blender a Christmas elf!

[Gargamel]

Jeb, Bill, Bob, and Val walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and frowns, "What are you guys doing here? You don't even drink".

[Snowball5173s]

Jeb was flying a helicopter.

He lands it later.

Only then did they find out that it was a different helicopter.

What happened?

Everyone celebrated because Jeb went K.I.A.!

He got stuck in a giant blender.

https://kerbalx.com/

Go here to post a replica of this joke!

Edited October 12, 2020 by Snowball5173s

[JIMMY_the_DOG]

https://imgur.com/VRCm2Aq 

 

Wait if its paused the kerbals are ok, right....?

[starcaptain]

Does this count?

[JIMMY_the_DOG]

If you read the "What did you do in KSP today" forum thread then you most likely saw my post about how I docked my first shuttle to the M.O.S.S. (Manned Orbital Space Station), but I bet @Misguided Kerbal is trying to figure out how I could ever dock a shuttle to a big clump of space moss...

Spoiler

Its a space station. No, not a space station made out of moss, no!!!!!

 

[T-20000]

On 11/9/2020 at 4:00 PM, starcaptain said:

Does this count?

That's what happened to Bobdo Kerman

[Starhelperdude]

question: how do you upgrade/optimise your launch vehicle?

Spoiler

Nasa/ Esa/ every real rocket designer: replace engines with more efficient and powerful ones, stretch the main engine tank, add a kickstage for GTO, use methalox instead of hypergolics, remove fins, use lighter tank materials

Spoiler

KSP player: Boosters

 

[Stormpilot]

If you see an explosion,

if it looks like an explosion,

it smells like an explosion,

it’s all Jebs fault.

 

[Souptime]

Jeb went to eeloo, it was pretty cool

[kerbiloid]

Jeb and Gilly
Went up the hilly
To fetch a pail of ground.
Jeb fell up
And restored from backup,
And Gilly came tumbling after.

[Kernel Kraken]

What's blue and really bad for your teeth?

A very, very speed glitched Kerbal.

[Stormpilot]

What is the difference from a hyperdrive and a ksp flag?

Nothing. Once the flag is speed glitched they go just as fast.

Edited March 2, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind

[VoidSquid]

Not directly a KSP joke, my wife found this yesterday:

[StrandedonEarth]

On 3/10/2021 at 12:21 AM, VoidSquid said:

Not directly a KSP joke, my wife found this yesterday:

I found that pretty funny, but have to wonder: if it doesn't have any effect on the universe, how did they discover/observe it? It must have some effect...

Edited March 12, 2021 by StrandedonEarth

[space_nerd]

i have one but i cant insert the gif, how would i do that?

 

[StrandedonEarth]

2 hours ago, space_nerd said:

i have one but i cant insert the gif, how would i do that?

 

You have to either find the image on the web, or upload it to an image hosting site like imgur. Then paste the link to the image into your post and it should auto-embed

[VoidSquid]

On 3/12/2021 at 1:19 AM, StrandedonEarth said:

It must have some effect...

It does: keeps people busy of thinking of its effects  

[Lisias]

There was this site, Kerbal Comics, on 2012 and 2013. Some are pretty good, a shame the site is down due technical problems nowadays.

But there's Archive dot org to the rescue!

And, boy, I need to try this one! NOW!

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Mission Accomplished!

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Scrap the last one. THIS is buzzing the tower!!!

Edited March 28, 2021 by Lisias
Mission Accomplished! AGAIN!!

[Gargamel]

7 hours ago, Lisias said:

There was this site, Kerbal Comics, on 2012 and 2013. Some are pretty good, a shame the site is down due technical problems nowadays.

Ahh... I miss that comic.    I started reading it a few days after getting the game, and it taught me how to Kerbal. 

[kerbiloid]

"nonsense" is something meaningless, not wise.

Let's spel it. We obviously see a double syllable.

"no-nse-nse"

That's basically clear.
"nse" = "wisdom"
"nse-nse" = "much wisdom"
"no-nse-nse" = "not so much wisdom"

"science" < "scie-nse" = "scie(?) nse"

Nse? Nse.

But what's "scie"? "Paid"?

Edited March 28, 2021 by kerbiloid