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So I just searched for KSP jokes in the forums but only found 1 page which is pretty old, and as the title says this is for ksp jokes, if you got any put them here.

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If you read the "What did you do in KSP today" forum thread then you most likely saw my post about how I docked my first shuttle to the M.O.S.S. (Manned Orbital Space Station), but I bet @Misguided Kerbal is trying to figure out how I could ever dock a shuttle to a big clump of space moss...

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Its a space station. No, not a space station made out of moss, no!!!!!

 

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question: how do you upgrade/optimise your launch vehicle?

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Nasa/ Esa/ every real rocket designer: replace engines with more efficient and powerful ones, stretch the main engine tank, add a kickstage for GTO, use methalox instead of hypergolics, remove fins, use lighter tank materials

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KSP player: Boosters

 

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What is the difference from a hyperdrive and a ksp flag?

Nothing. Once the flag is speed glitched they go just as fast.

Edited by STORMPILOTkerbalkind
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On 3/10/2021 at 12:21 AM, VoidSquid said:

Not directly a KSP joke, my wife found this yesterday:

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I found that pretty funny, but have to wonder: if it doesn't have any effect on the universe, how did they discover/observe it? It must have some effect...

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2 hours ago, space_nerd said:

i have one but i cant insert the gif, how would i do that?

 

You have to either find the image on the web, or upload it to an image hosting site like imgur. Then paste the link to the image into your post and it should auto-embed

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There was this site, Kerbal Comics, on 2012 and 2013. Some are pretty good, a shame the site is down due technical problems nowadays.

But there's Archive dot org to the rescue! :)

2012-06-22-episode-ten-stranded-squared.

And, boy, I need to try this one! NOW! :D

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Mission Accomplished! :sticktongue:

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Scrap the last one. THIS is buzzing the tower!!!

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Mission Accomplished! AGAIN!!
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7 hours ago, Lisias said:

There was this site, Kerbal Comics, on 2012 and 2013. Some are pretty good, a shame the site is down due technical problems nowadays.

Ahh... I miss that comic.    I started reading it a few days after getting the game, and it taught me how to Kerbal. 

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"nonsense" is something meaningless, not wise.

Let's spel it. We obviously see a double syllable.

"no-nse-nse"

That's basically clear.
"nse" = "wisdom"
"nse-nse" = "much wisdom"
"no-nse-nse" = "not so much wisdom"

"science" < "scie-nse" = "scie(?) nse"

Nse? Nse.

But what's "scie"? "Paid"?

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