Your profile picture must fight the profile picture of the user above you. Who would win?

[SSTO Crasher]

You are already near my gravity, there is no escape

Hey cool new page

[Abel Military Services]

I hack into your account and change your Avatar into a chick. You don't even stand a chance against a Pyro. 

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

My acorn lulls you into a false sense of security, with you imagining that a non-sentient object could never fight a Pyro. It rolls onto your shoe and I use a leafblower to blow it up your trouser leg. It eventually reaches your mouth inside your gas mask and the acorn is sucked into your throat by your breathing. It blocks your windpipe and you choke. Ded.

[ColdJ]

I plant you, wait patiently and then build a tree house in you.

Edited April 15, 2022 by ColdJ

[Abel Military Services]

I kill you. 

[SSTO Crasher]

I pull you apart atom from atom 

[Abel Military Services]

Somebody throw an antimatter bomb to you. 

[cantab]

If you manage to be outside the crater then that respirator is going to help you a bit, but you're still not in for a good time.

[Kerbal Productions]

My heat would kill you

[Ben J. Kerman]

Is that the sun? My MK 140 only has a maximum capacity of 8 tonnes, and 1.9 tonnes at maximum radius, so I think I might die. Oh wait, the cab of the crane (both the driver's cab and operator cab, I think) are white, which reflects all the sun's light away. I survive, but only by turning on the air conditioning.

The mighty Liebherr Mobilbaukran prevails again!

[Abel Military Services]

However, your crane isn't fire-proof. I just simply burn the car and watch you die. 

[SSTO Crasher]

You are not black hole proof

23 hours ago, Abel101126 said:

Somebody throw an antimatter bomb to you. 

antimatter does not work on black holes. It just gets consumed like everything else

[Abel Military Services]

Actually, I can manipulate gravity. Blackhole is just a big mass in a small dot that causes high gravity. 

[SSTO Crasher]

You can manipulate gravity? Nothing can do that sir Isaac Newton has thrown you into the black hole

[Kerbal Productions]

My heat is no power for this black hole!

[iamn00b]

the gaping innocent smile of the hoovy in my pfp makes the blackhole cry happy tears, accelerating the rate of its hawking radiation and killing it 10^100 years earlier than previously calculated

[Abel Military Services]

Well,  you don't know that a Pyro in behind you. 

[SSTO Crasher]

Well,  you don't know that a Black hole is behind you. 

 

Edited April 21, 2022 by SSTO Crasher

[Mr.dobsonian]

I doubt sojourner could fight anything, let alone a blackhole.

[Abel Military Services]

*Burning sounds*

[SSTO Crasher]

Nothing sounds. You have been obliterated by the black hole

[Ben J. Kerman]

*Crane metal spaghettifying sounds*

Edited May 14, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman
I lose

[LHACK4142]

The shockwave from my rocket's blast might do something, but I think it's more likely that your crane will rebuild the launchpad. So I guess you win

[Stormpilot]

*Drunk Wizard Noises*

[Ben J. Kerman]

I've got 48 tonnes (I think it weighs about that. 12 t per axle maximum, and 4 axles) of crane that can go 80 km/h. I think that might hurt a drunk wizard, as long as he doesn't cast a spell on my crane and turn it into a bird before I can get to him.