SSTO Crasher Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 You are already near my gravity, there is no escape Hey cool new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 I hack into your account and change your Avatar into a chick. You don't even stand a chance against a Pyro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 My acorn lulls you into a false sense of security, with you imagining that a non-sentient object could never fight a Pyro. It rolls onto your shoe and I use a leafblower to blow it up your trouser leg. It eventually reaches your mouth inside your gas mask and the acorn is sucked into your throat by your breathing. It blocks your windpipe and you choke. Ded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 (edited) I plant you, wait patiently and then build a tree house in you. Edited April 15, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 I kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 I pull you apart atom from atom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Somebody throw an antimatter bomb to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 If you manage to be outside the crater then that respirator is going to help you a bit, but you're still not in for a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 My heat would kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Is that the sun? My MK 140 only has a maximum capacity of 8 tonnes, and 1.9 tonnes at maximum radius, so I think I might die. Oh wait, the cab of the crane (both the driver's cab and operator cab, I think) are white, which reflects all the sun's light away. I survive, but only by turning on the air conditioning. The mighty Liebherr Mobilbaukran prevails again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 However, your crane isn't fire-proof. I just simply burn the car and watch you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 You are not black hole proof 23 hours ago, Abel101126 said: Somebody throw an antimatter bomb to you. antimatter does not work on black holes. It just gets consumed like everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Actually, I can manipulate gravity. Blackhole is just a big mass in a small dot that causes high gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 You can manipulate gravity? Nothing can do that sir Isaac Newton has thrown you into the black hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 My heat is no power for this black hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 the gaping innocent smile of the hoovy in my pfp makes the blackhole cry happy tears, accelerating the rate of its hawking radiation and killing it 10^100 years earlier than previously calculated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Well, you don't know that a Pyro in behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 (edited) Well, you don't know that a Black hole is behind you. Edited April 21, 2022 by SSTO Crasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.dobsonian Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 I doubt sojourner could fight anything, let alone a blackhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 *Burning sounds* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Nothing sounds. You have been obliterated by the black hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) *Crane metal spaghettifying sounds* Edited May 14, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman I lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHACK4142 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 The shockwave from my rocket's blast might do something, but I think it's more likely that your crane will rebuild the launchpad. So I guess you win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 *Drunk Wizard Noises* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 I've got 48 tonnes (I think it weighs about that. 12 t per axle maximum, and 4 axles) of crane that can go 80 km/h. I think that might hurt a drunk wizard, as long as he doesn't cast a spell on my crane and turn it into a bird before I can get to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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