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Stupid reasons to call 911!


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  • 2 weeks later...

Encore! Encore!

Calling 911 because your ride to catch a train didn't show and you think a police escort would get you there in time.

Calling 911 because there's tomato in your sandwich.

Calling 911 because your debit card is stuck in an ATM.

As reported by the Peel Regional Police from Ontario, Canada.

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On 12/4/2019 at 6:54 PM, 55delta said:

Calling 911 to complain about the latest movie trailer (for any movie.)

Calling 911 to complain that the movie you paid big bucks to watch in the theater was horrible

.... or that the people behind you talked all through it, dropping spoilers and eating and slurping loudly.

.... or cuz you're bored...

Edited by StrandedonEarth
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Calling 911 because you watched The Matrix recently and you're questioning if reality is a simulation.

(If you do experience this, sit and think about RL human history and civilization until this feeling fades.)

Calling 911 because you realized you are in The Matrix.

(Asking for help getting out of a simulation with people also in a simulation is self-defeating. Learn Kung-fu instead.)

Calling 911 because you watched The Matrix Revolution.

(This film does not exist and we don't acknowledge its existence.)

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