Dat Kerbal Dude Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 calling 911 to pre-order ksp2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 Calling 911 because there’s an actual emergency! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 calling 911 to spamgetti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Calling 911 to report about the future Heat Death of the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Calling 911 to ask if you've added enough boosters. (Anyone who hangs around this forum already knows the answer to that question. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 calling 911 because impending doom approaches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Calling 911 to Report that a Red spy is in the base,wait... A RED SPY IS IN MY BASE?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Calling 911 because there is an “in case of emergency” thread as well that is stealing this one’s thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted September 25, 2020 Author Share Posted September 25, 2020 Calling 911 because someone called 911 because a thread I made is stealing this one’s thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Calling 911 because you thought your phone app was your calculator and you needed to add 9 and 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Calling 911 because you think, it's a god mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) Calling 911 to ask if there was ever a show about 411. ("No, that was just a segment in the early seasons of Canadian comedy show This Hour Has 22 Minutes.") Edited September 30, 2020 by 55delta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Calling 911 to change your username Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 On 1/17/2020 at 4:30 AM, Legolover said: Calling 911 (or 999 as we call it in the uk) In Germany, it is 112. I do not live in Germany, I just looked it up. I live in, well, just look at my location. A stupid reason to call 911 is because you can't remember the number of 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: In Germany, it is 112. I do not live in Germany, I just looked it up. I live in, well, just look at my location. A stupid reason to call 911 is because you can't remember the number of 911. In Canada its also 911. A stupid reason to call 911 is to report thousand of Amazon box monsters attacking your house, actually that would make sense… A stupid reason to call 911 is that you can’t find a telephone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Kerman Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 911! I KILLED JEB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Calling 911/112 because tonight is Walpurgis Night. Anyway won't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) calling 911/whatever your local emergency number is because your 7 year old brother won't stop screaming for water and scrambled eggs Edited April 30, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman True scenario, but I didn't call emergency services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) calling 911 to call the medics to cook something, the firefighter to clean my house, police officers to catch my cat that dont like to eat and force them to eat Edited May 1, 2021 by JB182 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 calling 911 to help me remove some KSP mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhelperdude Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 18 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: In Germany, it is 112. I do not live in Germany, I just looked it up. I live in, well, just look at my location. A stupid reason to call 911 is because you can't remember the number of 911. the fire people and ambulance are 112, police is 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 A true stupid doesn't need reasons. Just calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Calling 911 to report assault from a pine cone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 911: "You got me! Stop calling!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Calling 911 to ask, "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" ("We are required to inform you that, although your joke is a listed in crimes against comedy as a misdemeanor, tying up this line with your Holy Grail reference bumps it up to a felony. An officer is already on their way to arrest you.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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