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Stupid reasons to call 911!


SuperMiiBrother

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Calling 911 because you and your spaceship have been compressed into a cube.

("Yes...yes, sir, it is illegal...yes...but general notices were also issued that the dockmaster is neither patient or forgiving concerning unattended parking.")

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calling 911 after having an existential crisis concerning the future of the world and if we live in a simulation because of the movie Ready Player One

calling 911 to ask the british number for 911

calling 911 because your roomba drove into you and now you live in permanent fear because your roomba is plotting to kill you

calling 911 to see if leaking official documents from the MoD is a reasonable thing to do when it will win an online argument

calling 911 accidentally because you forgot to check your mobile's staging

calling 911 because someone in Portal told you the cake is a lie and now since you have cupcakes in your fridge you are freaking the hell out

calling 911 because you think your Atari 2600 is infected with a virus that will teleport you to Jumanji

calling 911 after a FNF character dissed you in a rap battle

calling 911 because a "slender" on Roblox called you poor

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