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Stupid reasons to call 911!


SuperMiiBrother

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Calling 911 because you said that if SLS ever launches you would have a heart attack and die, but now they're saying they will launch at the end of the month, so you're unsure if a heart attack is now fated to happen or if you would be obligated to make it happen.

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Calling 911 to ask why my cellphone gets more unreliable and signal gets weaker in proximity to spree killers and isolated murders.

("That's just the government-required Closed Circle Preservation Unit added to all phones, as demanded by the Writer's Guild.")

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