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Stupid reasons to call 911!

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Calling 911 to settle arguments between SpaceX fans and Boeing/ULA fans.

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Calling 911 because Date a Bullet is coming (Not lying)

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My kid once called the alarm number to arrest her nephew for picking on her.

The police callled me back and they didn't think it was funny... ^_^

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45 minutes ago, Triop said:

My kid once called the alarm number to arrest her nephew for picking on her.

The police callled me back and they didn't think it was funny... ^_^

But did they arrest the nephew? Otherwise it's a strange way to react on users' demands.

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24 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

But did they arrest the nephew? Otherwise it's a strange way to react on users' demands.

Nope, they told me if she did it again I would have to pay a fine...

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1 minute ago, Triop said:

Nope, they told me if she did it again I would have to pay a fine...

Nice. To pay for what they haven't done.

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Callimgv 911 because Triop didn't say "Calling 911"

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Calling 911 and starting your call from the name Triop. They are tired, tired of those strange people arresting each other.

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Calling 911 to inquire about how 911 operators feels about people calling 911 for ideas about posts for a forum thread about stupid reasons to call 911.

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4 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said:

... Because I just saw (and correctly identified) a meteor. No, not a meteorite, just a meteor...

In case of layning next to the overturned bike and watching the sky is your nightly habit.

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Calling 911 searching for someone to explain Marshall McLuhan to you because you never understood what he meant by "the medium is the message."

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Calling 911 when somebody is calling you searching for someone to explain Marshall McLuhan to you because you never understood what he meant by "the medium is the message." while you even don't know what's that.

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Like that one, huh? Let's try this one...

Calling 911 for help deciding which English translation of The Metamorphosis is the most accurate.

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Calling 911 when your Metamorphosis spell goes wrong because you've spelled Metamorphosis wrong when casting.

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Calimg 9 11 bcus yoi cnat selpl a insle enstenc

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Because someone in your house ate all the salsa!

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