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Stupid reasons to call 911!

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Calling 911 because you just had an idea, but you don't have any way of recording it before you forget it.

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Calling 911 because flat earthers keep spaming comments in every Scott Manley's videos

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Calling 911 because a hotel parking spot was too small.

Calling 911 to complain that a hair salon didn't style your hair properly.

Calling 911 to complain that your neighbour was vacuuming late at night.

Calling 911 because a coin laundry machine doesn't have enough water.

Calling 911 asking why traffic is so bad.

Calling 911 asking police to bring a shovel to dig the car in front of your house out of the snow.

Calling 911 to complain that police were 'too loud' responding to an emergency.

Calling 911 for information about watering restrictions

Calling 911 to report a broken ATM.

Calling 911 because a gas station wouldn't let you use their washroom.

This list reported by a major emergency call centre in British Columbia, Canada.

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10 hours ago, 55delta said:

Calling 911 because a coin laundry machine doesn't have enough water.

Calling 911 because without that machine you can't proceed your money laundering.

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Don’t forget “calling 911 because you were woken up by an ‘Amber Alert’ text message “

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Calling to ask why should you know about the problems of Amber at 2 a.m. when you even are not an Amber prince.

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Calling 911 because KSP isn't on the schedule for AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick.)

(Yes, not only do people speedrun KSP. But Speedrun.com has 12 separate categories and  sub-categories where someone has submitted a run.)

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Calling 911 because you're annoyed it isn't 999 like in the land of idiots, lying liars, lying-down Moggs and de Pfeffels.

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Calling 911 becuase the creator of this thread (thats me) hasn't commented on this for how many months again?

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Calling 911 because the creator of this thread has returned.

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I call 911 because my plane is crashing in KSP

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11 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said:

Calling 911 because my boss is making me drive in to work during snowmageddon

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Calling 911 (or 999 as we call it in the uk) as I need the toilet DESPERATELY!

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Calling 911 because you accidently broke the window of a store-front and you want to turn off the alarm that's making all the noise.

(FYI, turning off alarms is the job of someone other than a passerby, no matter the fault.)

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Breaking several windows more right now to let the 911 come just once instead of every time.

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Calling 911 because you need help with math.

No really, this really happened once

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Calling 911 to report that the police cars following you are driving well over the speed limit.

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