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Stupid reasons to call 911!

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18 minutes ago, 55delta said:

Calling 911 to report that the police cars following you are driving well over the speed limit.

... because you tried following them but quit at 140 mph.

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On 1/30/2020 at 8:59 AM, DunaManiac said:

Calling 911 because you need help with math.

No really, this really happened once

sMArT

calling 911 because your mom is making you eat beans

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Calling 911 because the bowl of ramen you ordered didn't include a beer.

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Calling 911 when somebody has sold a ramen bowl of beer to a person <21y.

(Or <18, put your local value)

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Calling 911 because that one Nintendo character got kidnapped once again.

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36 minutes ago, 55delta said:

Calling 911 because that one Nintendo character got kidnapped once again.

Oh man, if I called 911 every time the NES cartridge lost its savedata....

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Calling 911 to report that the battery in your phone d... er, um.... Asking someone else to call 911 to report that the battery in your phone died

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Calling 911 to argue that Dr. Robotnik is "the eggman" from I Am The Walrus.

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Calling 911 because your last post 'won' the entire thread.

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Calling 911 to ask for help with ET's long distance call.

("Why are ET's eye so big?" "He looked at his phone bill.")

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calling 911because your friend works there. Little did you know, they had the flu and were home.

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"What's 4 + 5?"

"11."

"No, it's actually 9."

"I knew that, I was just calling 9 11."

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