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Hey.... I happen to live in Florida!!!!

:sticktongue:

hehehe....

 

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Florida Man writes epic fanfic and gets hired by the company he 'stole' the idea from.    ;)

 

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Florida Man read the CNSA thread (about the falling boosters) and starts thinking if he is in Florida.

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On 9/23/2019 at 7:23 PM, Gargamel said:

Florida Man writes epic fanfic and gets hired by the company he 'stole' the idea from.    ;)

 

Ahhhahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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Florida man decides, against all logic and reason, to continue living in Florida.

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Flordia man climbs in Mk2's nose cone, and is first homeless man in space.

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Florida man marries Primal Aspid, deemed enemy of state.

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Florida Man Arrested While Launching Under Influence

A Florida Man looked very pleased with himself in his mugshot despite being arrested for his third LUI on Tuesday after leading police on a high-speed chase.

Ignoring police sirens and emergency lights, Florida Man continued to climb between 1500 and 3500 mph and at one point hit an NRO low-orbiting reconnaissance satellite, NASA TV reported. Florida Man was eventually thwarted when authorities used stop sticks.

Investigators said he claimed his Astronaut license had been suspended — but when they checked the system, they reportedly noticed his license had been revoked since July 1991 and he had four previous LUI convictions to his name. Officials said the ordeal was Florida Man's 12th arrest for driving with a suspended or revoked license.

 

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14 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said:

@XB-70A

*like*

One must resort to primitive measures in these trying times.

Florida man likes something on the KSP forum without moderator access. More at 12:00

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Florida Man regains hearing when pet alligator coughs up hearing aid

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12 hours ago, TheKSPBeginner said:

Florida man taunts Magic Boulder, survives

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Posted (edited)

florida man attempts to choke alligator to death because it, as he claims "supports trump",  and Wins! caught on camera

Edited by Dirkidirk
not memey enough

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Florida man breaks a fundamental law of spacetime attempting to achieve interstellar travel so he can 'See them Kerbals'

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I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline:

"An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend."

Then word got out on social media....

And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!!  

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family-

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1 hour ago, Just Jim said:

I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline:

"An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend."

Then word got out on social media....

And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!!  

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family-

I saw that! So glad he had a great send-off. No brother in arms deserves to be buried without comrades...

 

On 9/23/2019 at 6:13 PM, Just Jim said:

Hey.... I happen to live in Florida!!!!

:sticktongue:

hehehe....

 

Were you the one hit by a loose booster? :P

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1 hour ago, adsii1970 said:

Were you the one hit by a loose booster? :P

Florida man hit by booster... claims to have no memory of the event... lmao.... :sticktongue:

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Florida Man Defeats Arby's Sandwich in Sword Fight

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9 hours ago, Just Jim said:

I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline:

"An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend."

Then word got out on social media....

And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!!  

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family-

Le eboc 

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