TheKSPBeginner 311 Posted September 23 Go ham Example: Florida man hit by loose booster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just Jim 14,015 Posted September 23 Hey.... I happen to live in Florida!!!! hehehe.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gargamel 4,155 Posted September 23 Florida Man writes epic fanfic and gets hired by the company he 'stole' the idea from. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 7,112 Posted September 24 Florida Man read the CNSA thread (about the falling boosters) and starts thinking if he is in Florida. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 311 Posted September 25 Good start Florida man uses Separatrons to fly into the upper atmosphere, almost suffocates Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just Jim 14,015 Posted September 25 On 9/23/2019 at 7:23 PM, Gargamel said: Florida Man writes epic fanfic and gets hired by the company he 'stole' the idea from. Ahhhahahahahaha!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kernel Kraken 1,036 Posted September 25 Florida man decides, against all logic and reason, to continue living in Florida. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barzon 719 Posted September 25 Flordia man climbs in Mk2's nose cone, and is first homeless man in space. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraston 566 Posted September 26 Florida man marries Primal Aspid, deemed enemy of state. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XB-70A 3,660 Posted September 26 Florida Man Arrested While Launching Under Influence A Florida Man looked very pleased with himself in his mugshot despite being arrested for his third LUI on Tuesday after leading police on a high-speed chase. Ignoring police sirens and emergency lights, Florida Man continued to climb between 1500 and 3500 mph and at one point hit an NRO low-orbiting reconnaissance satellite, NASA TV reported. Florida Man was eventually thwarted when authorities used stop sticks. Investigators said he claimed his Astronaut license had been suspended — but when they checked the system, they reportedly noticed his license had been revoked since July 1991 and he had four previous LUI convictions to his name. Officials said the ordeal was Florida Man's 12th arrest for driving with a suspended or revoked license. ----- Good source for creativity: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RealKerbal3x 2,517 Posted September 26 @XB-70A *like* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraston 566 Posted September 26 14 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said: @XB-70A *like* One must resort to primitive measures in these trying times. Florida man likes something on the KSP forum without moderator access. More at 12:00 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 311 Posted September 26 @XB-70A Great job Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cubinator 6,826 Posted September 27 Florida Man regains hearing when pet alligator coughs up hearing aid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kerballing (Got Dunked On) 562 Posted September 27 @XB-70A I'm laughing so hard rn... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 311 Posted September 30 Florida man taunts Magic Boulder, survives Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeet_TheDinosaur 188 Posted October 1 12 hours ago, TheKSPBeginner said: Florida man taunts Magic Boulder, survives Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirkidirk 26 Posted October 1 (edited) florida man attempts to choke alligator to death because it, as he claims "supports trump", and Wins! caught on camera Edited October 1 by Dirkidirk not memey enough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dressian Exploder 235 Posted October 1 Florida man breaks a fundamental law of spacetime attempting to achieve interstellar travel so he can 'See them Kerbals' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kernel Kraken 1,036 Posted October 1 8 hours ago, Yeet_TheDinosaur said: Kernel Kraken likes this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just Jim 14,015 Posted October 2 I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline: "An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend." Then word got out on social media.... And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!! https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adsii1970 7,861 Posted October 2 1 hour ago, Just Jim said: I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline: "An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend." Then word got out on social media.... And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!! https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family- I saw that! So glad he had a great send-off. No brother in arms deserves to be buried without comrades... On 9/23/2019 at 6:13 PM, Just Jim said: Hey.... I happen to live in Florida!!!! hehehe.... Were you the one hit by a loose booster? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just Jim 14,015 Posted October 2 1 hour ago, adsii1970 said: Were you the one hit by a loose booster? Florida man hit by booster... claims to have no memory of the event... lmao.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cubinator 6,826 Posted October 2 Florida Man Defeats Arby's Sandwich in Sword Fight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 311 Posted October 2 9 hours ago, Just Jim said: I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline: "An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend." Then word got out on social media.... And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!! https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family- Le eboc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites