TheKSPBeginner Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Go ham Example: Florida man hit by loose booster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Hey.... I happen to live in Florida!!!! hehehe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargamel Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Florida Man writes epic fanfic and gets hired by the company he 'stole' the idea from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Florida Man read the CNSA thread (about the falling boosters) and starts thinking if he is in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 Good start Florida man uses Separatrons to fly into the upper atmosphere, almost suffocates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 On 9/23/2019 at 7:23 PM, Gargamel said: Florida Man writes epic fanfic and gets hired by the company he 'stole' the idea from. Ahhhahahahahaha!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Florida man decides, against all logic and reason, to continue living in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barzon Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Flordia man climbs in Mk2's nose cone, and is first homeless man in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Florida man marries Primal Aspid, deemed enemy of state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Florida Man Arrested While Launching Under Influence A Florida Man looked very pleased with himself in his mugshot despite being arrested for his third LUI on Tuesday after leading police on a high-speed chase. Ignoring police sirens and emergency lights, Florida Man continued to climb between 1500 and 3500 mph and at one point hit an NRO low-orbiting reconnaissance satellite, NASA TV reported. Florida Man was eventually thwarted when authorities used stop sticks. Investigators said he claimed his Astronaut license had been suspended — but when they checked the system, they reportedly noticed his license had been revoked since July 1991 and he had four previous LUI convictions to his name. Officials said the ordeal was Florida Man's 12th arrest for driving with a suspended or revoked license. ----- Good source for creativity: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 @XB-70A *like* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said: @XB-70A *like* One must resort to primitive measures in these trying times. Florida man likes something on the KSP forum without moderator access. More at 12:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 @XB-70A Great job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Florida Man regains hearing when pet alligator coughs up hearing aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 @XB-70A I'm laughing so hard rn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 Florida man taunts Magic Boulder, survives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeet_TheDinosaur Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 12 hours ago, TheKSPBeginner said: Florida man taunts Magic Boulder, survives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) florida man attempts to choke alligator to death because it, as he claims "supports trump", and Wins! caught on camera Edited October 1, 2019 by Dirkidirk not memey enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Florida man breaks a fundamental law of spacetime attempting to achieve interstellar travel so he can 'See them Kerbals' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Yeet_TheDinosaur said: Kernel Kraken likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline: "An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend." Then word got out on social media.... And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!! https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Just Jim said: I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline: "An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend." Then word got out on social media.... And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!! https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family- I saw that! So glad he had a great send-off. No brother in arms deserves to be buried without comrades... On 9/23/2019 at 6:13 PM, Just Jim said: Hey.... I happen to live in Florida!!!! hehehe.... Were you the one hit by a loose booster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, adsii1970 said: Were you the one hit by a loose booster? Florida man hit by booster... claims to have no memory of the event... lmao.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Florida Man Defeats Arby's Sandwich in Sword Fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 9 hours ago, Just Jim said: I'm going to jump in here a minute with a true Florida Man story... and something really incredible that happened yesterday... The story starts with this heartbreaking headline: "An 80-year-old Florida man died on August 31. His obituary was short, ending with the words, "This veteran has no immediately family all are welcome to attend." Then word got out on social media.... And over 1,500 people showed up for his funeral!!!! https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/10/01/1500--show-up-at-funeral-for-veteran-with-no-family- Le eboc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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