KerbolExplorer Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Florida man decides to raid area 51 oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 (edited) Florida Man Gave Police His Cousin’s Name To Avoid Being Arrested; His Cousin Also Had A Warrant For His Arrest All began when police stopped a Florida Man, early in the morning for particular reasons. Deputy asked for ID and Florida Man said he didn't have any on him, but he said his name was Alabama Man, his cousin. When police checked the name the man gave, it was discovered that he was wanted on an outstanding warrant. Florida Man was arrested under his cousin's name and was initially booked into the Pasco County jail on his cousin's warrant. Once fingerprinted, however, his real identity was discovered. Florida Man was charged with a misdemeanor offense of providing a fake name to law enforcement. Edited October 4, 2019 by XB-70A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 Florida Man can’t count, lands second stage instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Florida Man Allies with Mole Man Florida Man would have tried to reach the ultimate goal of his career: robbing a bank by digging a hole... in front of a bank. According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, a driver pointed out what looked like a chasm on a street near a bank. After investigation, they discovered a hole in a nearby wooded area, which contained a small electric generator and electrical cords. The tunnel appeared to have been dug by hand using tools such as a pickax, which is usually the signature tool of Mole Man, as well as a small wagon used to transport the land and rocks to the outside. They also found a ladder and a pair of muddy boots. There was no robbery at the bank, and no arrests were made but more importantly... no suspects have been identified yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwe9000 Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Florida man hit by Soviet N1 replica near Fort Lauderdale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Florida Man Invades Airport with Army of Chickens, "Unstoppable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 1 hour ago, cubinator said: Florida Man Invades Airport with Army of Chickens ‘Gators and Crocodiles, "Unstoppable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 (edited) Ahahahaha... (a friend of mine just sent me this) Apparently Florida man has a pet... "Florida Dog!!!"https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dog-trapped-car-circles-hour Edited November 23, 2019 by Just Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Florida Man apparently got roasted by YouTuber GrayStillPlays while the god-YouTuber tortures the Solar System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Florida Person is a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Florida Man held bear prisoner for five months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Five months later both became beer prisoners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Florida man consumes B E A N S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Florida Man Got Arrested for Intentionally Driving Stolen Truck at NASA Engineers The Kennedy Space Center Security arrested a man for intentionally driving at two engineers and nearly striking several alligators on Monday morning. The incident started when security responded to a call regarding a stolen rocket-fuel truck. Authorities received a tip two hours later the stolen truck was found in the Vertical Assembly Building, but when security arrived on scene, they found Florida Man apparently unconscious inside the truck. Waking up afraid and surprised, Florida Man deliberately drove the truck at one guard, who jumped out of the way to avoid being hit. A high speed chase around the parking lot ensued and the man intentionally accelerated at another guard, who jump off the road to avoid a collision. Security guards were eventually able to perform an Unexpected Disassemble maneuver with their Pogo Oscillator on the truck, leading it to flip multiple times. Florida Man got ejected from the truck, impacted hard, and was rushed to Saint Gator' Veterinarian's Hospital. While he has yet to be charged, NASA are expecting charges to include two counts of Aggravated Assault on Alligators and one count of Aggravated Space Flee. Additional charges in other jurisdictions are pending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterscotch Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Florida man?? What's next... Canadian guy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Butterscotch said: Florida man?? What's next... Canadian guy..... Well, according to Canadian newspapers, Saskatchewan Man is closely related to Alabama Man, Nova Scotia Man to Florida Man, and Quebec Man pretty much to Louisiana Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Florida Man has to move to Texas due to the launch schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Florida Man has to move to Texas due to the launch schedule. Florida Man found a good spot to live gently... turned out it was in Boca Chica Village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) Florida man buys space program for "his safety" Edited December 19, 2019 by The_Arcitect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 (edited) OK... I got another true one... the video is incredible. Thank God no-one was actually hurt... "Florida Man BLASTS pickup through Airport wall and into the counter at about 100mph".... https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/12/19/watch--manatee-man-crashes-through-sarasota-airport Edited December 20, 2019 by Just Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Didn't Florida Man also operate a crane in Boca Chica? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 florida man breaks mothers back because he stepped on a crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Florida man raids Walmart because: "Why not?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Spoiler Florida Man, presumed dead after falling off bridge, found again by family after building hundreds of illegal weapons in his garage spoiler is legitimate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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