Silliest spacecraft names?

[Nezclaw]

What are some of the silliest names you've given to your spacecraft?

I think mine is probably Grabby McHands for an asteroid wrangler. I prefer to use more descriptive names, I've noticed...

[Elidnas]

Mine are normally abbreviations of desctiptions. My siilliest ones are the interplanetary tug, which is called IPT (InterPlanetary Tug) and my circumnavigation rover called ATPR (all terrain planetary rover) 

[The Aziz]

I just think of names on the go, some of them were called after Moonbase Alpha footage...

But one was somehow clever

AstONE.

That was the ASTeroid grabber, first iteration (hence the ONE), and that was my idea for the name

As it turned out, it sounds like A Stone, which fits too well considering its purpose.

[Streetwind]

The first thing I ever built in KSP, way back in version 0.21, was called "Poorly Disguised Deathtrap". The name turned out to be prophetic, for it immediately fell prey to the old "SRB and parachute in the same stage" issue. How was I supposed to know what a staging list is, anyway?  

Jeb, of course, survived the resulting crash. And promptly volunteered for the next test. You know, as one does. 

[Jestersage]

Most of my craft are not really creative. My earliest ones are literally pinyin of the english name -- sound good and creative only if you are not 

Lehu is Anglization of 猎户(Lièhù).... aka Orion

The Herguer lander is Anglization of 河鼓二(Hé gǔ èr), or Altair

LyncBon comes from "Liánbāng".... or Federation

Fogin is the cantonese pronounciation of 火箭 (rocket)

Edited November 28, 2019 by Jestersage

[steuben]

Camelot, it was a silly pla^H^H^H rocket.

[XLjedi]

Most recently, I rescued the crew of the Ger-Bal 2 following a last minute bailout after the chute exploded shortly after deployment...  I didn't even know parachutes could explode.

[razark]

2 hours ago, steuben said:

Camelot, it was a silly pla^H^H^H rocket.

It was only a model.

[Triop]

The Nebuchadnezzar . . .

#Matrix

 

 

[kerbiloid]

Anomalocaris-4 was my first successful Mun landing.

Looked like sounded.

Spoiler

 

[Epicdreamer]

R&RS, pronounced as 'Ar 'n Ars'. Short for Resource and Relaxation Station

Edited November 30, 2019 by Epicdreamer

[Bill Phil]

Kareener, as a parody of Mariner. Combining “careen” with Mariner and adding the “k”.

[purpleivan]

My silliest was probably the "KSS Points Pirate". Named after its function of grabbing as many points as possible in a challenge.

[eddiew]

I'm about to launch the Pielab space station...

On 11/30/2019 at 3:53 PM, kerbiloid said:

Anomalocaris-4 was my first successful Mun landing.

You... you rang?

[kerbiloid]

4 minutes ago, eddiew said:

You... you rang?

No, my wasn't so perfect.

And unlikely there were KSP plane parts those days.

I called them so because they were looking... weird.

Edited December 3, 2019 by kerbiloid