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15 hours ago, JB182 said:

Moonbro kerman has landed on the mun. he was ordered to drill the mun and collect its resoucres. when he ordered to stop, he was eating some snacks in the lander and the signal was lost. the mission control plan to send a rescue lander to Moonbro's location. after done launching the rocket into orbit, they realized mun was gone. Moonbro kerman died after the last piece of the mun was drilled.

 

Jevobiah Kerman - sniped by a terrorist while driving a car

Coin Kermun Kerman was getting fed up with Jebediah Kerman and sent a Darbel Super-Assasin to kill his apprentice, Jevobiah Kerman. Jev was headshotted and was thrown out of his science rover on Minmus, then he was buttshotted. Jeb and Co. mourned his death but at the funeral, Jeb met a promising young Kerbal named Reggie Kerman, and took him as his new apprentice.

 

Rastappopulous Kerman~brawl with Tintin Kerman (Give him a clone too).

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Rastappopulous Kerman was walking on a street. then, he found Tintin Kerman sitting with his clone. Rastappopulous Kerman think to attack him, and he didattack him, but he made the biggest mistake in his live. Rastappopulous Kerman was found dead 12 days later, with a knife on his head. (idk who have  a clone)

 

Jekerboviah Banana Dun Kerman - Heart Attack

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Jekerboviah Banana Dun Kerman was on vacation in Kawaii when Jeb and Val were riding a honeymoon plane, carrying an unusually heavy heart. The heart falls but doesn't kill Jekerboviah Banana Dun Kerman. Then Coin Kermun Kerman throws a single coin at the heart causing it to veer out of direction and squash Jekerboviah Banana Dun Kerman.

Violin Kerman~abused by every other musical instrument kerbal

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Violin Kerman was on a concert. bu then, she was abused. but she keep singing. but a some one throw a guitar at her. she's dead of bleeding.

⸚ kerman - his ufo was destroyed when he reached kerbin

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18 hours ago, JB182 said:

⸚ kerman - his ufo was destroyed when he reached kerbin

NOTHING. "⸚ kerman" was an alias used by a Sarnusian in an attempt to explore "the water planet that the distant radio transmissions called Kerbin." To not arouse suspicion, he disguised his spacecraft as a capsule returning from Eeloo.

 

Johnwick Kerman will get mauled by his own dog.

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Johnwick Kerman has 5 Dog. he always feed them everyday. but one day, whne he got to work, he forgot to feed them. when he got home, he got attacked by his own Dog. all 5 Dog's attack him until he dies. Johnwick's neighbor realized he hasn't get out of his home for days. when the neighbors open the door, they found Johnwick die. they also found his dog's dead of hunger.

 

Miniwillblopyblobob Kerman - Attacked by a prison guard

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Miniwillblopyblobob Kerman was a mass murderer. He created a virus that killed 800 people. Now he in jail. Prison Guard Kerman wants to get science for hi space program so he golf and hit Miniwillblopyblobob Kerman in the butt and Miniwillblopyblobob Kerman falls but it momentarily saved and is spagettified then snapped becuz another golf ball.

Gooos Kerman-attacked by an eqqus

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