Abel Military Services Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 Kerman was a prisoner. One day, when he accidentally entered the prison's arsenal, the guards ask him to exit immediately. But Kerman thought that they were asking another Kerbal, and the angry guards shot him immediately. Kirk Kerman - 5c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars-Bound Hokie Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) Kirk was just walking on the streets of Woomerang when suddenly, high above the city, a cargo plane carrying explosive substances was starting to crash. One of the crewmembers' kPhone 5c slipped out through the hole and fell to the ground. It landed on Kirk's head, forcing him to the ground where he snapped his neck on the curb. Jenny Kerman will die after snorting hot tea through her nose. Edited November 13, 2022 by Mars-Bound Hokie Didn't see Kirk Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 Jenny lives in North Kerbin. One day, when she was drinking a cup of hot tea, Jeb's plane crashed due to he filled the fuel tank with Vodka. When she sees this, she laughs and everybody knows what happens next. Xiao Ming Kerman - Big Brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Xiao Ming was a member of the resistance. When he was doing a task, he got caught and vanished. Gaster Kerman - Swimming in a spent fuel pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermel00n Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Gaster Kerman was a top food critic. One day, he decided to visit the Kerbstown Nuclear Reactor to try their food. Unfortunately, he was kidnapped by a gang of chefs who had gotten bad reviews and was thrown into the spent fuel pool, killing him Jimbo Kerman - Melon Husk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Jimbo was sitting, peeling his water melon, when a giant watermelon eating monster attacked. He faught, it was close, but he won. Moments later he tripped on his melon and died. Ford Kerman - Improbability Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) Ford Kerman was walking on the street when a giant asteroid made of highly radioactive elements appears nearby Kerbin. The radioactive was so high that everyone is dead. But the elder gods of the Kerbal civilization revived everyone except Ford because an accident wiped out his file on every database. Dr. Abel Kerman - coincidence Edited January 13 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Dr Abel Kerman had just demolished somebodies house. By strange coincidence a Vogon constructor fleet then demolished the planet they were on, to make a Hyperspace Bypass. Washington Kerman: Wooden teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Washington Kerman was a molotov scientist who mainly tests things that can make flammable things on fire(AKA molotov). While he's testing a new type of molotov the liquid in the bottle somehow get through an unstable Einstein-Rosen bridge into his mouth. Unluckily, his teeth is made of wood, which is a flammable material. Dr. Bright Kerman - Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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