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Kerbal Death Note


Mars-Bound Hokie
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Kirk was just walking on the streets of Woomerang when suddenly, high above the city, a cargo plane carrying explosive substances was starting to crash. One of the crewmembers' kPhone 5c slipped out through the hole and fell to the ground. It landed on Kirk's head, forcing him to the ground where he snapped his neck on the curb.

 

Jenny Kerman will die after snorting hot tea through her nose.

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Didn't see Kirk Kerman
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Gaster Kerman was a top food critic. One day, he decided to visit the Kerbstown Nuclear Reactor to try their food. Unfortunately, he was kidnapped by a gang of chefs who had gotten bad reviews and was thrown into the spent fuel pool, killing him

 

Jimbo Kerman - Melon Husk

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Jimbo was sitting, peeling his water melon, when a giant watermelon eating monster attacked. He faught, it was close, but he won. Moments later he tripped on his  melon and died.

 

Ford Kerman - Improbability 

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Ford Kerman was walking on the street when a giant asteroid made of highly radioactive elements appears nearby Kerbin. The radioactive was so high that everyone is dead. But the elder gods of the Kerbal civilization revived everyone except Ford because an accident wiped out his file on every database. 

Dr. Abel Kerman - coincidence 

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Dr Abel Kerman had just demolished somebodies house. By strange coincidence a Vogon constructor fleet then demolished the planet they were on, to make a Hyperspace Bypass.

Washington Kerman: Wooden teeth.

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Washington Kerman was a molotov scientist who mainly tests things that can make flammable things on fire(AKA molotov). While he's testing a new type of molotov the liquid in the bottle somehow get through an unstable Einstein-Rosen bridge into his mouth. Unluckily, his teeth is made of wood, which is a flammable material. 

Dr. Bright Kerman - Cthulhu

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