99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall: Second Round

[kerbiloid]

XXX jars of posca on the wall,
XXX jars of posca.

Take I _one down,
Pay a denarius.

XXIX jars of posca on the wall,

(Hey, look. XXX → XXIX, you took I, but I is added).

[OrdinaryKerman]

29 bottles of beer on the wall
29 bottles of beer...

Push one down
It breaks on the ground

28 bottles of beer on the wall.

Edited July 23, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

28 Megabytes in the gif, 28 Megabytes in the gif.

The maximum is 27, Take one out.

27 Megabytes in the gif

[Stormpilot]

27 bottles of beer on the wall!

27 bottles of beer!

Take one down

CONSUME IT COMPLETELY

26 bottles of beer on the wall!

[kerbiloid]

26 letters are in ABC.
26 letters in total.

Take the Q.
Replace it with Kw.

25 letters are in ABC.

[Stormpilot]

25 feet off the ground the GPWS calls!

25 feet off the ground!

Eat Taco Bell

the plane weighs more

24 feet off the ground!

[kerbiloid]

24 hours in a day,
24 hours each of sixty.

Spend sixty minutes,
Have  some fun.

23 hours left in the day.

[Dman979]

23 bottles of beer on the wall,
23 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
22 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Stormpilot]

22 Panzerdivisionen sind bereit!

22 Panzerdivisionen!

Ach nein...
Hunderte feindlicher Panzer tank

21 Panzerdivisioene Sind bereit

Spoiler

Translation for the gods (the moderators):

22 panzer divisions are ready

22 panzer divisions

ohno…

hundreds of enemy tanks…

21 panzer divisions are ready

 

[OrdinaryKerman]

21 bottles of beer on the wall
21 bottles of beer...

Take one down

To the wheelie bin

20 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

20 B-17s in the fleet, 20 B-17s.

There's a Bf-109 coming, take one out.

19 B-17s in the fleet...

[Stormpilot]

19 he 111 in the formation!

19 he 111!

Some hawker hurricanes

Cause the Germans a headache

18 he 111 in the formation.

[kerbiloid]

Triple six is on the dice
Triple six once and twice.

Take dice again,
Throw and complain.

Six, six, and five on the dice.

[Admiral Fluffy]

17 barrels of fuel in the shed,

17 barrels of fuel,

Take on out,

Fuel the rocket,

16 barrels of fuel in the shed!

 

[kerbiloid]

0x10 is on the tableau.
0x10 is on.

Take one bit,
subtract from result.

0xF is  on the tableau.

[OrdinaryKerman]

15 bottles of beer on the wall
15 bottles of beer...

An earthquake hits
One shatters to bits

14 bottles of beer in the wall.

[kerbiloid]

A fortnight to spend in the camp.
A fortnight without a wi-fi.

Struggle a day,
Then sleep all the night.

Just thirteen days left in the camp.

[Dman979]

13 bottles of beer on the wall,
13 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
12 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Stormpilot]

12 rounds of 88mm ammo on the rack

12 rounds of 88mm ammo!

M4 appears

Shoot it clear 

11 rounds of 88mm ammo!

[Admiral Fluffy]

11 blocks of iron to mine,

11 blocks of iron,

take a pick,

mine it out,

10 blocks of iron to mine!

[Souptime]

10 more cheeseballs in the bag to eat, 10 more cheesballs to eat!

Take one out, devour it down

9 more cheeseballs in the bag to eat!

[kerbiloid]

Nein Bierflaschen are on the wall.
Nein Bierflaschen at all.

Take one down...
But what just happened?!

Eight bottles of beer on the wall.

[Stormpilot]

8 tonnes of cheese on the wall

8 tonnes of cheese

I put it on a table

Turn the table and EAT IT ONE GO

7 tonnes of cheese on the wall.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

7 keys on the keyboard, 7 keys on the keyboard.

Rage at war thunder, COMPLETELY EAT ONE

6 keys on the keyboard, 6 keys on the keyboard...

[Stormpilot]

Just now, Aerodynamic Kerbal said:

7 keys on the keyboard, 7 keys on the keyboard.

Rage at war thunder, COMPLETELY EAT ONE

6 keys on the keyboard, 6 keys on the keyboard...

All the others are gone from R3 T20 pain

6 bottles of beer on the wall

6 bottles of beer

take one down

THROW IT AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS

5 bottles of beer on the wall